Animals: Today, I got robbed. I just moved so I didn't have much in my...

FML 5 October 2014, 23:30 Houston, United States

Today, I got robbed. I just moved so I didn't have much in my new house. They did decide that my cat was valuable enough to steal. FML

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Collection

Fall

Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.

Same thing different taste

Leauge 28 January 2020, 20:00 Owensboro, United States

Very smart

Today, I woke up to find out my house was robbed. He didn't steal anything of value, but he stole my beer, dog, and cat. FML

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Anonymous 14 November 2010, 19:51 South Africa

Today, I arrived home to find my cat dead and note saying, "Sorry, I tripped over him." Not only is my cat dead, but I was robbed by a polite thief. FML

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Anonymous This FML is from back in 2014 but it's good stuff Hightstown, United States

Today, after moving into my new house, I woke up to strange sounds coming from the kitchen. I panicked and started sobbing, convinced it was either a robbery or a home invasion. Turned out it was just my cat. FML

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Starving Ultimatum 2 September 2011, 01:55 United States

Today, I was robbed while recovering from a robbery. FML

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Anonymous 26 June 2015, 16:29 Woodland, United States

Today, my house was robbed while I was at work. The robber left a note telling me my stuff was crappy and that they found my safe under the bed. FML

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fire0fisis 3 February 2009, 21:46 United States

Today, the police called because someone had turned in my wallet that was stolen. I happily drove home only to find that my house had been robbed and ransacked. FML

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racello13 2 November 2015, 15:26 Baldwinsville, United States

Today, I've been robbed. I came home to find my oven door missing. FML

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Nekro_Kat This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff United States

I bet you're wondering how I ended up here

Today, I got caught trying to steal my own cat back from my neighbor. FML

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brokenhome 25 January 2011, 03:18 United States

Writer's block

Today, my apartment got robbed. My 'book-in-progress' should keep them company. FML

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Amanda 19 November 2010, 05:14

Today, my house was broken into. Apparently, I have nothing good enough in my house to steal, so they took my cake. FML

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martin8337 36

6 October 2014, 11:08

some people, especially methheads will steal anything just to get (not earn) a buck these days.

AnOriginalName 19

6 October 2014, 11:09

It's a catnapping! Find the burglar right meow, kick his ass, and get your cat back. Kitting aside, that's ****** up if the burglar really did take your cat. Any possibility that your cat just ran off and is hanging out somewhere in the neighborhood?

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AloysiusWeasley 15

7 October 2014, 02:23

I'm so sorry OP, I would be a force to be reckoned with for that alone. With any luck, maybe the cat just ran outside when they probably propped open the door. Good luck to you and your furry friend, OP!