Today, I got robbed. I just moved so I didn't have much in my new house. They did decide that my cat was valuable enough to steal. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I woke up to find out my house was robbed. He didn't steal anything of value, but he stole my beer, dog, and cat. FML
Today, I arrived home to find my cat dead and note saying, "Sorry, I tripped over him." Not only is my cat dead, but I was robbed by a polite thief. FML
Today, after moving into my new house, I woke up to strange sounds coming from the kitchen. I panicked and started sobbing, convinced it was either a robbery or a home invasion. Turned out it was just my cat. FML
Today, I was robbed while recovering from a robbery. FML
Today, my house was robbed while I was at work. The robber left a note telling me my stuff was crappy and that they found my safe under the bed. FML
Today, the police called because someone had turned in my wallet that was stolen. I happily drove home only to find that my house had been robbed and ransacked. FML
Today, I've been robbed. I came home to find my oven door missing. FML
Today, I got caught trying to steal my own cat back from my neighbor. FML
Today, my apartment got robbed. My 'book-in-progress' should keep them company. FML
Today, my house was broken into. Apparently, I have nothing good enough in my house to steal, so they took my cake. FML
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Top comments
martin8337 36
some people, especially methheads will steal anything just to get (not earn) a buck these days.
AnOriginalName 19
It's a catnapping! Find the burglar right meow, kick his ass, and get your cat back. Kitting aside, that's ****** up if the burglar really did take your cat. Any possibility that your cat just ran off and is hanging out somewhere in the neighborhood?
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Comments (98)
StzaCrack666 18
sounds like the work of a cat burglar
thes7274473 19
You sure they didn't leave a door or something open and your cat got out?
liquidpwnage 15
those heartless bastards. I'm sorry about your loss.
Hiktmae 20
Awe I'm sorry OP :( I really hope there's a way for the police to track down your cat, it's really sad to lose pets :c
DaBlacky 31
that's so sad... I really hope the cat only ran away and will be back in a day or so... *hug* :(
Omniprism 15
I would be beyond pissed.
Ryuun12 4
Why are there 500+ people who say they deserved it?! Maybe YOU deserve to get YOUR pet stolen.
DoubleDosexo 12
your cat could've been smart enough to get out of your house and ran away. you'll never know unless you check the old house, find him/her, or they come home.
jeanyrios 10
Oh no fluffy... I hope they die of an overdose
savemeSheehan 8
oh no poor kitty cat