Amanda
Today, my house was broken into. Apparently, I have nothing good enough in my house to steal, so they took my cake. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Sarah
Penhold, Canada
Today, my house got broken into. They just made a mess. I saw a note on the kitchen table that read, "There's nothing good here. You have shitty stuff." FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, my house was broken into. I'm really poor and don't have a television or nice clothing, so they just dumped my trash all over the house and stole my one loaf of bread that was supposed to last me for the week. FML
racello13
Baldwinsville, United States
Today, I've been robbed. I came home to find my oven door missing. FML
pillowless
United States
Today, I came home to find that my house had been broken into. The items stolen were my PS3, cell phone, laptop, tablets, and for some reason my deodorant and pillowcases as well. FML
why me
Today, someone broke into my house and stole all of my underwear. FML
XYZee
Rockmart, United States
Today, after quite a long work day, I got home to find my house had been broken into. Everything but my sleeping boyfriend was gone. FML
Anonymous
Australia
Today, I was mugged. Not for a laptop, cell phone or money, but for the cupcake I was eating. FML
Anonymous
United Kingdom
Today, my house was broken into. They didn't take much, but they did paint spunking cocks on the walls and furniture. FML
Aaron
Today, my house was broken into. How? My mom left a key under a flower pot on the porch. She also left a note on the door saying so. He stole all of my guitars. FML
WTFwhywouldyoudothat
United Kingdom
Put it all back
Today, my house got broken into. Thankfully, they didn't steal anything. They did, however, move things around into strange places and mess up my underwear. I have severe OCD, so this is probably worse than if they had taken everything. FML
Top comments
OnlyAvailableID 28
Gasp! Not the cake! Matey, be glad they didn't take money or a TV. Or should you get those things so the robbers won't judge you?
allmidnighteyes 11
it's a good thing the cake is a lie.
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OnlyAvailableID 28
Gasp! Not the cake! Matey, be glad they didn't take money or a TV. Or should you get those things so the robbers won't judge you?
jewban 3
it was probably a stoned robber
Jonkbaby 23
kinky
Lolerskatez 0
Sorry I was hungy =[
ImCanadianEh 0
It's just a cake. Get over it.
allmidnighteyes 11
Just a cake? JUST a cake? Bitch, I lost a ******* cake in the jungles of 'Nam. It is never *just* a cake.
Bear_Flu 0
are you sure you didn't lose that cake in NOM?
jbsington 8
that cake... is a lie ;) now everyone knew a portal joke was coming, don't lie.
allmidnighteyes 11
Touché, 33. Touché. 37, I beat you to that 34 posts ago :p
o0Semper0Fi0o 0
OMGLOLZ portal fans ftw!!! >:OOO!!!ooOoOoOooOOoO
romano07 0
lol
ChaChaNiceGuy 0
I knew I would be waaaay to late! :D
Jaded_anna420 11
#23 Just made my day :-)
PinkElephants713 6
Cake?! That cake was my most bed test creation.....
ambowew 7
Well the thief must have been hunger. You should appreciate that they liked your cooking.
CreateZ 0
The theif must of been hunger? Is that the name of the robber? Why isn't his name capitalized? Oh, the questions I have for this world.
DocBastard 40
I have two questions for you, CreateZ. 1) Was "hunger" simply an oversight? 2) How the **** could you misspell "thief" when it was correct originally? 3) Must of? Really? For those questioning the questions, there are only 10 types of people in the world - those that understand binary and those that don't.
thatfrenchguy 8
haha Doc, I knew the binary thing but with percentages: 64% of people understand percentages, but 59% don't. this may be wrong though because a friend told me and 79% of percentages are fake and made up on the spot
naximus93 0
And once again, DocBastard has saved us from stupidity.
youfailed18 0
Docbastard, you're my hero.
docscientist 10
Createz is telling us the robber is hunger incarnate.
CreateZ 0
Haha, I partially thank you for correcting me, Doc. I was typing very fast and iPhones are very bothersome when you're in a hurry.
cageddreamz 4
stupid grammar Nazi's.... who gives a ****...
DocBastard 40
CreateZ, thank you for taking the naziing for what it is, rather than shooting off a stupid retort like cageddreamz. Speaking of which, dreamz - the apostrophe in "Nazi's" doesn't belong as it is not possessive. And the ellipsis after "****" should be a question mark. I give a ****. Any other questions?
hurrican_fml 0
docbasterd freaking grammar perfectionist. what, do you practice planking too? I'm not trying to be mean I think it's great you know how to spell, but you don't have to go around correcting people.
ScreamAimFire 0
What type of cake because if it was like a triffle cake i'd totally understand why this man/woman stole your cake.
peakcheer 2
triffle? you mean truffle:) maybe. haha I'm not sure what your talking about
surferchick96 0
*hello this is the police, wat is ur emergency* *help help ive been robbed* *calm down, wat did they take* *my cake!!!*
MagicMushrooms 0
Lmao.
_lilhoney_ 0
^ win
RKftw68 0
well that *puts on sunglasses* takes the cake YEAGUHHH
dredkin 5
The cake? -takes of glasses Mother of God.
allmidnighteyes 11
it's a good thing the cake is a lie.
OnlyAvailableID 28
I was going to say it, but I then I'd hate myself.
Person1233 13
Same...
yake12 0
referance WIN!!
max_wilder 9
next time don't leave your most valuable cake in the open
JuliaM1000 10
Yea But this cake was goood. THANKS FOR THE CAKE
maphineRAWRS 10
the cakes good enough to steal!
maphineRAWRS 10
exactly, i love chocolate cake :D
marinus_fml 20
Ahm, I'm pretty sure your cat just walked away.
ImaginaryFoe 1
Did you misread the post or not finish your comment?
marinus_fml 20
Actually I did misread it :( I thought it said cat. My bad.
ImaginaryFoe 1
No worries, mate. I thought that's what happened but then thought you might've been about to say the cat walked away with the cake. -.-
marinus_fml 20
Hahah yeah that could work too. :)
BloodyHeel 8
I laughed cos I thought you were implying the OPs unmentioned cat stole it.
locachick101 0
lmbo. this is sad but funny, it would be funnier if it was a hobo too.. and you were driving somewhere and you saw a hobo with frosting all over his mouth!
Jonkbaby 23
kinky