Today, I left for work. Halfway to my car, my neighbour's son jumped out and emptied a bucket of water all over me. The little pissant screamed with laughter and ran back to his house. His mum's reaction was essentially, "Kids will be kids" and slamming the door on me. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was walking home through the slush and snow when a car drove by, soaking me with dirty water. Frustrated, I flipped him off. He then turned around and splashed me again. FML
Today, I found my neighbours bratty kid in my house, eating my snacks, dirtying my sofa, and drawing on pages torn from my books. I marched him back home by the ear, him screaming I was a meanie, and his mother's only excuse was, “Boys will be boys.” No apology or anything. I HATE KIDS. FML
Today, I babysat my neighbour's spoilt bratty twins. When I told them it was their bed time, they pushed me over. One then started smashing me with a plastic sword, and as I lay helpless on the floor the other one peed on me. I got owned by two five year olds. FML
Today, at a party, my three friends and I thought it would be fun to urinate in a jug. We dislike the neighbours, so decided to throw the contents of the jug over the fence into their garden. It hit a tree and splashed back. I ended up covered in our piss. FML
Today, a mother and son were in my office. The kid wasn't feeling well and threw up. Mom covered his mouth with her hand, creating a vomit nozzle and covering me in puke. She yelled that I deserved to be sprayed on because I was not quick enough in getting a bucket for her son. FML
Today, while waiting for my name to be called at the doctor's office, a little boy threw a Dixie cup full of water at me, making it look like I wet my pants. His mom just laughed and dragged him off. FML
Today, my neighbour threw a bucket of muddy water over the fence at us because he said we’d been noisy since 5 a.m., and he was sick of it. We were noisy getting ready for my wedding. The water hit me and all my bridesmaids in our dresses, since we were ready and waiting to get in the limo. FML
Today, I was at work and I needed to pee. In my haste, I forgot to lock the door. A coworker walked in on me and I bolted up mid-stream to slam the door back shut. I had pee down my leg and pee squishing in my shoes for the rest of the day. I can still remember his tone of voice, yelling, "Sorry"! FML
Today, I drove home from work, only to find both my next-door neighbours loudly arguing in the middle of my driveway. I got out and asked them what the hell was going on, only to find out one of their inbred kids had put a brick through my back window, and each is claiming the other did it. FML
Today, as I was walking home, a car drove through a puddle and splashed me like in a cheesy movie. As if that wasn't annoying enough, the driver had to pull over because she was laughing too hard. FML
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Top comments
glowbaby 15
Some parents make me want to scream
smokecloud_ 37
Time to fill up hundreds of water balloons and bombard them when they leave the house. What? You're just a kid at heart. ;)
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Comments (105)
glowbaby 15
Some parents make me want to scream
falconjade 19
Parents like that shouldn't have become parents
Jessj958 19
Totally agree!! Kids will be kids, true but that's not the way kids are supposed to act. She should not be teaching her kids that kind of stuff is ok to do.
ChevyRedneck85 13
And when I put my foot up his ass my response would've been. adults will be adults
badluckalex 23
tine for op to find a new home
HKCgrimmjow 15
Or... You know... No? Why would OP move because of a little shit, there's plenty of entertaining ways to fix the problem without packing up and leaving
nurchok 15
Like getting your (or other) kids to burn their house, that'll teach 'em...
Sandman366 6
88-Kids will be kids, eh?
smokecloud_ 37
Time to fill up hundreds of water balloons and bombard them when they leave the house. What? You're just a kid at heart. ;)
XSimpleDesignX 18
I think OP needs to babysit for a family member and have the kid bombard his neighbor with water balloons and give the same response. This is, assuming OP doesn't have kids of his own.
cakefete2 31
I like the way you guys think.
paigexox0 37
And kids will be kids right?
strike2867 13
It would take quite a while to have enough pee for a hundred.
cryssycakesx3 23
fill them with bleach!
Narttu 20
Yes, let's throw poison at the neighbours...
ThomasBombadil 31
Let just enough air out of his bike tires that it is hard to pedal and do the same to her car tires.
zwhite2712 12
It sucks when parents use that excuse.
lex1459 38
It frustrates me to no end that some parents absolutely refuse to discipline their kids. Then when they turn into spoiled teenagers they wonder where they went wrong.
olpally 33
Total water fight is on now. Time to spray them with a hose when they come out of their house tomorrow morning.
warsun 27
Coming out with the big guns already? Damnnnnnn
olpally 33
It's on like donkey kong beeyotch^ haha.
ItsMeDiegoG 8
Throw water at her and say "men will be men!"
IllestRated 17
Payback's a bitch. Just like she is.
Jessj958 19
That's hilarious!
Helpfulman 17
@Jessj958 Say it with a like, not a comment.
fourmoons 6
That's so funny!
SaucyGirl106 18
Hose the kid before he leaves for school. Let the mother deal with the mess. You could've played nice but the time for niceties are over.
idioticmess 15
wow what a bitch she is. that sucks though, i hope you had time to change clothes.
lotr4 18
Parents need to discipline their kids more; it's getting so out of hand.