Today, I got robbed. I just moved so I didn't have much in my new house. They did decide that my cat was valuable enough to steal. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I woke up to find out my house was robbed. He didn't steal anything of value, but he stole my beer, dog, and cat. FML
Today, I arrived home to find my cat dead and note saying, "Sorry, I tripped over him." Not only is my cat dead, but I was robbed by a polite thief. FML
Today, after moving into my new house, I woke up to strange sounds coming from the kitchen. I panicked and started sobbing, convinced it was either a robbery or a home invasion. Turned out it was just my cat. FML
Today, I was robbed while recovering from a robbery. FML
Today, my house was robbed while I was at work. The robber left a note telling me my stuff was crappy and that they found my safe under the bed. FML
Today, the police called because someone had turned in my wallet that was stolen. I happily drove home only to find that my house had been robbed and ransacked. FML
Today, I've been robbed. I came home to find my oven door missing. FML
Today, I got caught trying to steal my own cat back from my neighbor. FML
Today, my apartment got robbed. My 'book-in-progress' should keep them company. FML
Today, my house was broken into. Apparently, I have nothing good enough in my house to steal, so they took my cake. FML
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martin8337 36
some people, especially methheads will steal anything just to get (not earn) a buck these days.
AnOriginalName 19
It's a catnapping! Find the burglar right meow, kick his ass, and get your cat back. Kitting aside, that's ****** up if the burglar really did take your cat. Any possibility that your cat just ran off and is hanging out somewhere in the neighborhood?
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kittykat1501 31
Awwww poor you I would hate to lose Teddy Gram, my cat
lisasweden1993 13
Oh my god, that's so cruel! So sorry OP :(