Today, I got pulled over for speeding. I started fixing my hair and unbuttoning a couple of buttons on my shirt, hoping the policeman would let me off with a warning. When he got to the car, he rolled his eyes and muttered something under his breath. I saw him walk back to the cop car gagging. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I got pulled over for speeding. I tried to make a joke to ease the tension and said, "I’m just trying to keep up with the traffic!" The officer looked around at the empty road and said, "What traffic? Are you under the influence? HANDS ON THE WHEEL!" It went downhill from there. FML
Today, I got pulled over for speeding. After the cop asked for my license, he started laughing when he saw my picture. FML
Today, I got pulled over by a state trooper for speeding. When he saw I had something in my pocket, he began to ask if it was a weapon. After arguing for a few minutes I was put in handcuffs. I was too embarrassed to pull the tampon out my pocket. FML
Today, I was pulled over for speeding. The officer was nice and let me off with just a warning. That is, until my dipshit brother yelled "Fucking pig!" out the window as the officer walked back to his car. FML
Today, I was pulled over by a motorcycle cop for speeding in a 25 MPH zone. As the cop was walking towards my car, I flicked my cigarette butt out of my window. So, the cop did me the pleasure of writing me two tickets instead of one. FML
Today, I got pulled over by a cop. Since my window wasn't working, I opened the door, causing him to run towards me with a drawn gun. He then had a go at me with his night stick. After realizing my window was broken, he laughed and let me off with a warning. FML
Today, a policeman pulled me over and proceeded to flirt with me. After I had rejected him, he gave me a ticket for "not paying attention to the road". FML
Today, while driving I saw a police car riding along next to me. Thinking about the news recently, I decided to give him a quick thumbs up and a smile to lighten up his day. He looks back, smiles, flips on his siren, and pulls me over for not paying attention to the road. FML
Today, I was smoking while driving. A cop pulled me over and asked if I knew what I did wrong. I thought he could smell the tobacco, so I decided to just admit it. As it turns out, I was going well over the speed limit. FML
Today, I got pulled over for speeding and got a $200 ticket. After I pulled away, I decided to warn the next car about the cop up ahead by flashing my headlights. The next car was another cop. He didn't appreciate my "help". FML
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mewzik 0
YDI did he give you a ticket or was he too busy gagging?
ramdoodle45 0
well if he was gagging, i bet you're one of those girls who's really ugly but acts bitchy like she's hot. but on the bright side, this isn't really FML because your ugliness gave him nausea so you didn't get a ticket so congrats, YDI.
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Timismaster 0
#31 3OH!3 :D
GFLiE 0
I didnt see the original pic, but I wish I did, if it got her shirt unbuttoned. ;) She seems pretty good lookin in the second one, maybe its the reason why she put it up. Oh well, cant say shes hot since I havent seen the other one. Maybe shes mad ugly in it and thats why yall are hatin on her.
omglyktotally78 0
notice she's not facing the camera in this one? thats becuase her face sucks.....the word butterface comes to mind..... are you a pedophile #136....she's only 17 you sick ****** perv.....I hope your her age or younger if not you need help.
Ikura 4
women will never get equal rights until they stop pulling shit like this. if i was the cop i would've gotten you on sexual harassment too
lorrain_fml 0
Wowzas!! Such intensity over britt. B- you're not ugly from what I can tell... Your attitude is another story though. You can be a jessica alba look-a-like; but if you act like a stuck up fat head... People will call you out as ugly and they're right. =/ Op- sucks for youuu! **** don't solve everything. =D
OMGLOOKWHOJUST 0
And, still, you're way more beautiful than her!! Pinoy, right???? I personally think beauty isn't the same as hot. hot is more like you showing off cleavage and wearing make up and "designer clothes". beauty comes naturally, you don't have to do anything. but not a lot of women get that. so, you ma'am, are just like me!! :)
fifafan626 0
hey it worked, right?
brittimes2 0
i'm really not a bitch, i don't know why it came off that way. my first comment was saying that i got a warning, and yeah i was mean, but so is everyone else that writes in here. and people that are talking shit to me have been more rude than i was.
thelonelylurker 0
Maybe it would've worked if you weren't such a fatty.
mata_fml 0
poor brittimes, i wonder why everybody cant seem to understand that sje wasnt trying to sound rude, all of you need to stop being hypocrites.
vince36_fml 0
#15 hahahaha chill out dude seriously woah