Today, I was fired from my job of 5 years. I was let go because I couldn't take the company to 'the next level'. My now ex-boss asked me if I could process my severance check because he didn't know how. I had to write myself my last paycheck. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was fired. For "lack of attention to details", specifically spelling errors. My now ex-boss misspelled the name of his own company on my severance agreement. FML
Today, I was fired from my job for "lack of work". What that means is that my boss hired his good-for-nothing lazy son, who then got too big of a mortgage, and he had to let me go to pay him a higher salary. FML
Today, I got fired from my job. When I asked why, all that was said to me was, "We don't have to disclose that information, but you did nothing wrong. It's just not working out." FML
Today, I got laid off. I spent the last two months planning a conference for my company. They fired me the day before the conference. I skipped my ex-boyfriend's funeral to be at the first day of this job. FML
Today, I was let go at work. About 2 years ago, we had hired an eager-to-learn "assistant" for me. When they canned me, they let me know that I should've trained him faster so I could've been fired sooner. FML
Today, after two and half years at my company and after recently being promoted, I was told by my boss the business doesn't feel it needs me, and invited me to find another job. FML
Today, it was the first day of my new job. It was also the last day of my new job. I got a call immediately after finishing my shift to be told the company has "decided to go in a different direction" and will no longer be needing my services. FML
Today, after three weeks of my boss telling me how much he appreciates my hard work and has submitted my name up for a promotion, he called me into his office to announce I'm being laid off. FML
Today, my boss told me I was fired 3 weeks ago because there's no money to pay me, meaning that I worked the last three weeks for free. FML
Today, I was told I was being fired from my job after "5 months for poor performance." I helped lead my team to the highest possible success they’ve had the last 4 years. FML
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Top comments
rakhil11 7
so how much extra did u give urself? ;D what i would have done
24788 7
Haha, I'd tell him to go **** himself and walk away. I'm not paid to write my own check anymore. He has to figure it out anyways or he could get into huge trouble.
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Comments (70)
lmfao93 0
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STr8_CaLi_d0p3 4
Jus rob that bitch!!
WizKid 0
Wow, that's awful, haha.
michael32123 0
you shoulda put like 1 million dollars on it :P
Darraghscoot 0
yeah exactly what i was thinking! haha
Niki0308 0
I was 2
WhyCantIDoRight 5
Haha, Same here ;)
24788 7
Haha, I'd tell him to go **** himself and walk away. I'm not paid to write my own check anymore. He has to figure it out anyways or he could get into huge trouble.
pompompom_fml 0
or he just doesn(t pay you :p
Kamon97 23
Lol if you had to right your own pay check then just put double your pay ;p
Frlf 0
I think that you're better off without them. =/. Look for a new job, that isn't as retarded.
rakhil11 7
so how much extra did u give urself? ;D what i would have done
ejvlols 0
wow, you should have wrote a check for like 10mil. it would take them a couple years before they realized if theyre that stupid
dorkchildgoesbla 0
awww that sucks ): i'm sorry. ooh yeah, you should've given yourself a ton of cash xD
Zerenade 0
You should sue. Technically, you can still legally due so, unless you signed an agreement saying you wouldn't.
24788 7
#5, #6, #7, Doesn't your boss have to sign the check though? He can't fill it out, but he still needs to sign it.
itsTiffany 0
#1, you're lame as ****. But you definitely should of written yourself a check for some extra dough ;)