Today, I got pulled over for speeding. I started fixing my hair and unbuttoning a couple of buttons on my shirt, hoping the policeman would let me off with a warning. When he got to the car, he rolled his eyes and muttered something under his breath. I saw him walk back to the cop car gagging. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I got pulled over for speeding. I tried to make a joke to ease the tension and said, "I’m just trying to keep up with the traffic!" The officer looked around at the empty road and said, "What traffic? Are you under the influence? HANDS ON THE WHEEL!" It went downhill from there. FML
Today, I got pulled over for speeding. After the cop asked for my license, he started laughing when he saw my picture. FML
Today, I got pulled over by a state trooper for speeding. When he saw I had something in my pocket, he began to ask if it was a weapon. After arguing for a few minutes I was put in handcuffs. I was too embarrassed to pull the tampon out my pocket. FML
Today, I was pulled over for speeding. The officer was nice and let me off with just a warning. That is, until my dipshit brother yelled "Fucking pig!" out the window as the officer walked back to his car. FML
Today, I was pulled over by a motorcycle cop for speeding in a 25 MPH zone. As the cop was walking towards my car, I flicked my cigarette butt out of my window. So, the cop did me the pleasure of writing me two tickets instead of one. FML
Today, I got pulled over by a cop. Since my window wasn't working, I opened the door, causing him to run towards me with a drawn gun. He then had a go at me with his night stick. After realizing my window was broken, he laughed and let me off with a warning. FML
Today, a policeman pulled me over and proceeded to flirt with me. After I had rejected him, he gave me a ticket for "not paying attention to the road". FML
Today, while driving I saw a police car riding along next to me. Thinking about the news recently, I decided to give him a quick thumbs up and a smile to lighten up his day. He looks back, smiles, flips on his siren, and pulls me over for not paying attention to the road. FML
Today, I was smoking while driving. A cop pulled me over and asked if I knew what I did wrong. I thought he could smell the tobacco, so I decided to just admit it. As it turns out, I was going well over the speed limit. FML
Today, I got pulled over for speeding and got a $200 ticket. After I pulled away, I decided to warn the next car about the cop up ahead by flashing my headlights. The next car was another cop. He didn't appreciate my "help". FML
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mewzik 0
YDI did he give you a ticket or was he too busy gagging?
ramdoodle45 0
well if he was gagging, i bet you're one of those girls who's really ugly but acts bitchy like she's hot. but on the bright side, this isn't really FML because your ugliness gave him nausea so you didn't get a ticket so congrats, YDI.
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chocolaterabbit 0
"i'm really not a bitch, i don't know why it came off that way." it came off that way because you bragged about getting off speeding tickets twice in 2 weeks, as well as getting away with warnings because you thought you were hot and had a sexy lifeguard outfit. you might be hot, but bragging about driving poorly as well as being hot will definitely make people think you're a bitch. people are rude to you because they already made up their minds up about you, even though you might not be a bitch in real life.
noclevername 0
I can't understand flirting to get out of a difficult situation. If I have to ask someone higher up than me for something, I'll be friendly, sure, but I'm very conscious of what's appropriate and what's not. I'm a reasonably attractive eighteen-year-old, and if I got pulled over (probably wouldn't happen because I'm careful to the point of driving like an old woman, but anyway) I'd make sure my shirt was fully buttoned, for fear of coming off as a little airhead who wouldn't be paying proper attention to the road. If someone a good bit older than me hits on me it makes me too uncomfortable to think of any way of turning it to my advantage, I just want to get away.
brittimes2 0
haha someone moderated one of my comments? but the ones that talk trash about me are fine? how nice...
ThatsAli3 0
i've gotten off speeding and I'm a girl... lots of my guy friends get off too? Sometimes cops are just nice. And i've never unbuttoned my buttons to do it. That's really trashy.
JBiz_fml 0
Chivalry died for a reason.
wtfreallyin86 0
BRITTIMES2 IS NOT HOT AT ALL!!!!! YOU GUYS SHOULDA BEEN HERE EARLIER YESTERDAY WHEN SHE WAS CHANGING HER PIC SEVERAL TIMES TO ONE THAT LOOKED HALF WAY DECENT!! NOTICE THAT SHE'S NOT LOOKING AT THE CAMERA? THAT'S BECAUSE SHE HAS A DUDES CHIN AND HER EYES AND EYEBROWS ARE WAAAAAAY TOO FAR APART FROM HER FACE AND NOSE ETC YOU GUYS NEED TO LOOK AT HER OTHER PICS (ONES OF HER ACTUALLY FACING THE CAMERA AND MAKE YOUR JUDGEMENT THEN) WHO PUTS PICS ON FML WEBSITES ANYWAY? ARE YOU THAT LOW OF SELF-ESTEEM THAT YOU HAVE TO HAVE PEOPLE ON THE INTERNET (MOSTLY OLD PERVERTS WHO LIKE YOUNG 17 YEAR OLDS) WHO YOU DON'T EVEN KNOW GIVE YOU COMPLIMENTS N HOW HOT YOU ARE? YOU HAVE A LOT OF GROWING UP TO DO HUNNY AND YOU NEED TO LEARN HOW TO BE COMFORTABLE WITH YOURSELF AND NOT PARADE YOURSELF AROUND ON WEBSITES LIKE THIS. as for the OP: you're just a white-trash ***** and I feel bad for you.
fmkittw 0
LEAVE BRITTANY ALONE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
keithnhl2004 0
you fail cops are trained to not react in any way
c0okie_ 0
#160- WTF? yah I have an iPod touch but I wasn't bragging about it. my point is that I rarely comment because I use the FML application. I don't usually use the actual FML desktop version. meaning I'm unable to comment or post a picture. so please, stfu.
schoolsharsh13 0
MAYBE THE COP Was gay!!!!!! But really that is very immiture and makes your self seem sluty