Today, I found out that I get to spend the next two weeks at my grandparents' house, which smells like cat litter, while the rest of my family takes a cruise through the Caribbean. They can't afford to take a ninth person. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I found out that I will be spending my spring break alone because my family is going to France. I can't go with them nor go with any of my friends because I have to take care of the cat. FML
Today, my parents left on vacation for the week. Taking advantage of my freedom, I was planning on having my boyfriend over. My grandparents just showed up as they "thought I would be lonely." I can't get rid of them. Looks like I'm not having any fun this week. FML
Today, I have to pack for tomorrow's family vacation. For one week I get to be stuck in a one bedroom cabin with my alcoholic father, bipolar mother, and two much younger siblings who have a passion for screaming. FML
Today, I came home after spending the past two months at summer camp, just for my parents to excitedly announce that I'm going to be spending the next two weeks in Florida with my grandma. We have to leave in literally a couple hours. FML
Today, I came home from a two-week vacation. When I walked into my house, I found cat poop everywhere. It took me several hours to clean it all up, and the house still smells terrible. The worst part is that I've never owned a cat in my life. FML
Today, my girlfriend bought two tickets for a cruise to the Bahamas. Too bad the second ticket isn't for me. I guess her ex-boyfriend will have a wonderful time with her. FML
Today, I got the rest of the week off against my will due to lack of patients. Two weeks ago, I declined my boyfriend's dad's offer to pay for a flight to Panama City, FL for a family vacation this weekend in order to help the staff at work. Now I’m sitting at home and they’re on a beach. FML
Today, I traveled to my hometown for a funeral. I'm staying with my family in the house I grew up in. My dad told me they'd "completely renovated" the house. There's still only one bathroom for the seven of us and I'm sleeping on the floor for the entire two weeks. FML
Today, I realized the only reason I was invited to go on vacation with my extended family was so I could babysit everyone's children while the adults go out and have fun. FML
Today, I'm on spring break on a tropical island, visiting family I hadn't seen in years. They invited me out to eat, and won't take no for an answer. All of this would be wonderful, if it weren't for the fact that I've been vomiting to the point of expelling bile and dry heaving for the last two days. FML
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Top comments
iRobynM 0
if i were you, i would say, "why cant you guys wait until you bring up enough money to take the WHOLE family, instead of leaving family memebers out?"
akif_fml 0
They must really hate you lol.
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Comments (108)
akif_fml 0
They must really hate you lol.
zach55 0
they don't want to take you lol
ellielovesyuh 0
wow. I'd hate my family forever if they did that to me. fyl indeed. :/
Buchitoo 4
lmao. agree they really don't like you. They could think of 8 other ppl to take but you. Sucks for you!!!
firstdbzmaker 15
wow thats a ****** up family...
suppressed08 2
they couldn't gave just waited a while to get enough cash for you to go?
Daraybat 0
pay for it yourself?
HandOfClod 0
1. Wait for them to come home. 2. Wait until all of them are asleep. 3. Get hammer. 4. Use the hammer to bash their heads in. 5. ????? 6. Profit.
sports_chika 0
I would have gone as a stowaway!
epr 0
Typical famjam.
JCo352 3
Just act like a little kid, use your imagination, and pretend you're on a cruise.
PunisherE1ite 0
just overdose or something. that will teach them
ImsoMikhail 0
24 that's the most retarded idea ever, if op does that then she's gonna go crazy, and end up as a mental patient. ( but in the other hand, that'll teach her parents)
eihtballplaya_fml 4
Granny's all like. Today my bitch of a grandson comes to visit for 2 weeks because noone in the family likes him. All he does is complain. On top of that he smells like shit, has a meth problem and he pisses the bed so I have to spread cat litter to cover the smell of his stanking ass. FML
shellytaliaaxxx 0
I bet they wrre deciding who had to stay or whatever, and you half heartidly offered tp stay home. And now your complaining but really its your fault. I dont know thats just my guess what happened. if not then im sorry your family hates you :/ haha
JCo352 3
36 Yeah, that's definitely the most likely outcome.
ninjacapo 2
hav partys and ge laid. u deserve it
Crlnprz 11
out of all the places..your grandparents house..
twinny_sc 13
Put cat litter in all their beds as a welcome home present?
xMaNNiNGx119 0
i'm calling fake on this.
MarkSeattle 0
yep, sucks, but you must be a whiny, moody, pain in the ass, and they don't want you ruining everyone else's vacation....
MiSTERmAttt 0
your fake and gay so TDI
pinned2paint 0
this is fake...
AboveTheRest 6
plan your own trip . Eff the cats life!
ladiesman14 0
are you the chubby guy that was married to kate plus 8 ? they can afford it.
Lemycakes 4
Dude.. That girl that you are with in your profile picture looks just like me from a side angle..
OwNowBrownCow 0
Now you can get some grandmas cookies
zach55 0
grandmas cookies you ******! yeah I no I said it the last time ******* deal with it ******* bitch.
JCo352 3
^^^^ Know*
DocBastard 40
zach, do you need a hug? Or some Adderal?
HeroOfMi 0
33! I finally get your name!
zach55 0
as a matter of fact I'll take the hug and the cookies :D
imababeee 0
unlucky ! damn those bitches
ona16 22
I waz going to go with unloved but that works 2
torrlynn37 0
You must be a real bitchhh for them to hate that much, haha. and when your on a cruise, they don't even have to see you for a week. hahahahhaa
Dflips 0
Your a bitch...100%
Sashur 0
sucks, op. fyl
senseofreason 0
they might deserve it. but yeah, runaway.
iRobynM 0
if i were you, i would say, "why cant you guys wait until you bring up enough money to take the WHOLE family, instead of leaving family memebers out?"
DankNissan 11
MEMEbers
icecream777 0
sucks for u
sports_chic 6
that sucks!
FFML_314 12
You know they're out of town. I'm sensing a triple kegger. ;P
waterynuggets 0
I am intrigued by the number of FMLs that read just like this. Your families must suck in a special way.
Dflips 0
Yeh Ike there are so many parents I mean I don't have it MADD trust me but that's just wrong