Today, I was really psyched to go see Kung Fu Panda 2 at the movies. Excited, I tried to do a flying kick off the cafeteria wall at work. Instead of kicking off, my leg crashed through the plasterboard and got stuck. My co-workers had to pull me free. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I decided to try Karate. In an attempt to roundhouse-kick a hanging boxing glove, I knocked over a lamp, lost my balance and pulled down my curtains. My neighbor then looked through the window, started laughing and yelled, "KUNG FO POWA!" FML
Today, I tried to open a door with a dramatic kick, like in the movies. The door didn’t budge, but my shoe flew off and hit me in the face. FML
Today, I was working in a warehouse where fellow employees were kicking empty boxes around. Seeing a box, I got running distance and kicked it as hard as I could, only to look up in horror to see that I had kicked into our CEO's face. I still had both my arms up in score mode. FML
Today, at work, we had a fire drill. I was the first to run out of the building, but in my haste, I tripped on the stairs, and rolled down the flight. When I got to the bottom, I tried to stand up, but my ankle was already swelling. What felt like the entire office watched as I limped to the designated meeting point. FML
Today, I was walking into my office building when I tripped over a doormat and fell flat on my face right in front of the security guard. As I tried to stand up, I kicked the door, slamming shut with a dramatic bang. I looked up to see that the entire building lobby was watching. FML
Today, I actually slipped on a banana peel, cartoon-style, breaking my kneecap and dislocating my hip. I will never hear the end of this. FML
Today, after I was wrapping up a visit with my chiropractor, I nearly fell off his table onto my face when I missed a handhold trying to push myself upright. After getting up, I then bumped into a poster on the wall, nearly knocking it onto the floor. At least the chiropractor had a good sense of humor. FML
Today, at work, I used my foot to flush the toilet, lost my balance, and ended up catching myself with my foot in the toilet. FML
Today, I started my new job. It seems my colleagues are moronic pranksters, because when I leaned back in my chair, the backrest came apart and I fell to the ground, to much laughter. My boss immediately shouted at me to, "Stop fucking about." I thought this only happened in movies. FML
Today, I was working out and doing box jumps. My friend thought it would be funny to kick the box aside as I tried to jump onto it. Now I have 2 broken teeth. FML
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Top comments
ThatSucksAlotYDI 0
good going, dipshit
icyfire617 10
wow.. I'm 13 and even I'm not that excited to see that movie.
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Comments (172)
ThatSucksAlotYDI 0
good going, dipshit
slushpup9696 12
Agreed, 1. How can you be old enough to enjoy Kung Fu Panda and FML at the same time? Pretty sure those age groups shouldn't overlap.
jakezanerd 0
I enjoy Kung Fu panda and fml
bbucaro98 0
smooth move
PSQ91 6
What are you OP? 10?
bezach 0
"oh so this is your room? I'll just go..."
JacksonCampbell 9
SKIDOOSH!
baseballin25 0
and how old are you? jeeze
glenzhao2 16
I knew it was a YDI by the time I finished the first sentence. Just saying :P haha
manny2 0
that's coming out of your pay check.
EvilPotato 15
remember you're going to watch it, not be it.
The_Weirdo 10
That's right OP, you show that wall!
ThatSucksAlotYDI 0
35, Kung Fu fighting? More like Kung Fu failing...
Tommananaze6T9 4
how old r u?
TheFuckerofShit 16
I think the OP needs inner peace.
YwTwss 0
this is like one of those funny videos you find on youtube
mattyv98 0
wow. lol
brainiac94 0
u were excited to see kung Fu panda? ydi just for that
IDKKK69 0
was the movie good?
GreenMaze 0
Is the plasterboard okay?
btnhdude 0
I don't know let's ask the plasterboard. "you okay?" "he tra'd Kung-fooin' meh bu' I made him ma bitch; that's shit's wha' I call "kung-foolin'"
hazelbower 0
we cant understand ghetto
St3WI3 0
hey 81, you do know you said "that is shit is" WTF are you saying man
aprilita 8
the movie was really good! but also kind of sad :/ I almost cried
texaschick48 1
haha that is something I would do :D
MurphyS94 4
Are you eight?
lilbeast0327 3
wow ur dumb for even attempting that. I mean really, act your age
ipwnlosers 4
Some people get stressed sometimes. They might have to act a bit younger once in a while to cool down some.
bunniex1 11
But acting your age is boring. Acting like a 9 year old trapped in a 14 year old body is much more fun :)
icyfire617 10
wow.. I'm 13 and even I'm not that excited to see that movie.
pandabearsmiles 0
I'm 15 and everyone I know is stoked to see it, including my AP Geometry teacher.
atomicbaboon 0
AP geometry? is that a real class?
firecapez 4
lol ikr
FeedMonkeyking 4
I'm ******* 6 and I wasn't even excited to see that movie.
soccer7777 0
Advanced placement geometry.
cindayy77 0
#65, if you are 6, you shouldn't be on this website, nor should you be swearing like that... seriously, some kids try to act grown up way too soon... I'm 14, and I wish I was 6 again :P
VasilisaUzhasnaj 29
I'm an unborn fetus, and I think cgi movies about talking animals doing karaaazy things are ******* stupid.
cindayy77 0
just shut up, I made one small mistake and I'm sorry -.-
Luceamore 0
you're fourteen. you're a kid too
ipwnlosers 4
105, your whole comment was a mistake.
GeekMaster6000 3
Are you really THAT stupid?
xcowboys 0
**** this whole argument, animated movies suck regardless of age.
Metaltoiletpaper 0
I'm 12 years old and what is this?
TheDarkCynder 2
I'm fourteen and lolwut.
Jjustin 0
I put YDI the second I saw OP write that they were psyched to see kung Fu panda 2 lol
MetalLetteRaver 0
hey **** you it's a good movie
Metaltoiletpaper 0
yeah **** your Micheal bay explosion block buster movies
anonymous654 0
how old are you...?
XxXPromiseXxX 0
he felt the force
Pinkanani 12
Another idiot from Colorado (shakes head in disapproval). You must be the same guy that kicked the door at Wendy's and fell on his butt.
marcranger 29
hopefully they're both part of the Texan Invasion and it's not something in the water.
SouljaBabii 0
Colorado isn't an idiot state
Pinkanani 12
I think you're on to something #107. I'm from Colorado and I don't even act stupid! Although, I'd have to disagree about the water, it's pretty tasty. I have to admit, it brings a smile to my face knowing that when I flush the toilet, Texas is south of us, hehe.