Today, I bought an apartment over what I have just learned to be an Irish folk music store. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
SHUT UP
Today, my extremely loud and nocturnal flatmate phoned me to tell me excitedly that he got an accordion for his birthday. FML
Many such cases
Today, after spending about 5 grand on my home studio over the past year, I realized I have no musical talent whatsoever. FML
Today, after my annoying neighbor who used to spend hours playing the cello in the apartment below me finally moved out, I found out that I have a new musical neighbor moving in. This fellow plays the bagpipes. FML
Today, I discovered my neighbors have bought a karaoke machine. FML
Today, I learned that the building I just moved into contains both a drummer and an opera singer. Both are very dedicated to their craft, and practice frequently. FML
Today, after months of apartment hunting with my boyfriend, he told me he had found a fantastic place that was really inexpensive. It seemed way too good to be true. It was. He took me to a storage unit. FML
Today, I leave Ireland after a 5 month study abroad. Today also happens to be the day that the price of alcohol decreases by 30%, the dollar increases by 15% and the girl I have been chasing the whole time, to no avail, finally decides to show an interest in me. FML
My new house
Today, I bought my first house, blowing nearly all my savings on the deposit. I had left myself enough for just a couple of necessary bits of furniture. It turns out the previous owner completely stripped the house when he left, taking the oven and even the toilet with him, amongst other things. FML
Sorry mate, you're on your own
Today, I signed the lease for a flat that a mate and I decided to move into. About five minutes after leaving the renting agency, I received a text from my mate saying he couldn't move in with me after all. I am now the happy tenant of a large inner city flat that I can't afford. FML
Today, I moved into a lovely basement suite. Unfortunately, the 12 year old upstairs plays violin. She also plays baritone. She said she alternates each day. FML
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Blazikengirl 4
Call it the Luck o' the Irish.
RussianWolf 0
I wish I could buy an apartment over an Irish folk music store...
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tippy_pink89 2
and you didn't check before you bought the place? ur an idiot. ydi
SilenNex 0
really, your an idiot
Freeze_fml 17
Using "your" instead of "you're" makes you look like an idiot.
RussianWolf 0
Win.
cookiemobzta 0
damn doesn't everyone hate the Irish huh? sorry.
BizzaroG 0
I thought people were suppose to be thorough when making a decision like this.
tincans 0
Agreed with Freeze, I hate when people try to act smart but they can't tell 'your' from 'you're' .
ApplePieHead 0
Top o' da mornin' to ya!
xtfauthorx 0
how is this an FML??? curse you antiflood!!!!!
CvBobo 0
WTF it's under love and ydi 4 not checking
dax002 0
I totally agree with #1
rawrcupcakesz 0
That sucks OP.
Blue_Coconuts 7
Nothing wrong with Irish.....
texasmadeG 0
gorgeous #44(:
Freeze_fml 17
Nothing wrong with wanting to drink beer 24/7. Go France!
illmatic2 16
did you wonder why the place was so cheap?
ApplePieHead 0
I'm not gonna rush and say that this is a OP's fault. Sometimes people who sell houses and appartments will hold back information that might stop a sale. So that may of happened. Just saying.
danyfuckinheatle 0
not an fml. your just stupid.
romskiies 0
no but I'm wondering why you're holding a ball of fire illmatic2. pyromaniac?? O.o
illmatic2 16
lol yeah I guess you can call me a bit of a pyro sometimes...blowing shit up is fun.
littlemissdqgirl 8
I'm wondering how you didn't know. Still how bad can it be?
pingpongpickle 8
LUCKY!!
samantha_durano 6
lol freeze, your picture amazes me :)
Dylan94_fml 8
Yeah and nothing wrong with your nations women being hairier than your men ! And you guys smell like shit aswell. Learn to play football properly and not need to cheat to get into the World Cup, but it's ok cos you'll be knocked out pretty soon anyway.
StoryOfTheYear 15
I'LL BUY IT!!
rawrcupcakesz 0
86 who are you talking to?
crookedangel 0
Stop being so sensitive Dylan
ryguy997 0
why did you change your pic freeze? you're still a grammer Nazi.
Dylan94_fml 8
sorry that was at #58
emis145 2
He'll yea!!!
illmatic2 16
think he is talking to the Irish...
Ms_Jessie22 8
Don't be a douche Dylan. There's nothing wrong with the Irish. Speaking of, Colin your picture is really cute. Is that you as a little kid? Ahhhdorable :)
romskiies 0
I'm waiting for blue to defend his Irish heritage & people lol
rockera 0
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littlemissdqgirl 8
Come on the Irish don't deserve that.
kybabyy 4
Dylan: You have a problem with my 'ginger' comment, and then proceed to insult an entire country? Stop being a hypocritical douche and gtfo. Stupid troll.
KiddNYC1O 22
10- their what is an idiot?
aoife123 0
yeah, Dylan was definitely talking about the french. I'm Irish (y) the whole thing about the world cup is that Ireland would've beaten France and gotten in, but thierry henry, a french footballer, scored a goal with a handball and it was counted. therefore a lot of Irish people hate him now. I'm going to go ahead and guess that dylan is irish..?
autumn16 0
what's wrong with the irish? dueche bags* I'm part irish I think well I know I have ancestors
BECK_OR 0
ara sue ders nothin rong wit dat ceiles every night yahooo. :) :p. bt if u dnt lik it's ur own fault u can't complain. woop woop ireland
Scmyth 0
man. I would think that'd be a good thing..Irish folk is pretty interesting. Although, Scottish indie is even better. :) Enjoy the new place! (And...stop bitching. You're retarded. You really didn't check? Fucktard.)
BECK_OR 0
you are stupid that like saying all French people eat snails and are cheating bastards.
Blue_Coconuts 7
Yeah, he was talking bout the French... But really, who cares about them anyway? :P (kidding for all you froggy's).... But Dylan is Irish, so I very much doubt he's talking about his own people... ;) But yes, that is me as a child... That's at Stonehenge, which is in England, but it's me.. Probably a little humorous, knowing the history of Ireland and England, but meh... I was gonna post a baby picture of me in Dublin instead, but Haley said to do this one, she likes it. :P
kybabyy 4
I think you were adorable blue =D
Blue_Coconuts 7
Thank you! I took a bunch of pictures from our old photo albums to put to my facebook, so I might jump around to a few on here.. Haha
RaIeigh 0
Ohh shizz! Illmatic put a pic up, :P
romskiies 0
yup and he's holding a ball of fire lol
RaIeigh 0
Yah, that's pretty awesome though haha.
FMLjudge007 0
**** you Jew
illmatic2 16
yeah I promised you that I would :p
illmatic2 16
it's not that hard to hold. well if you hold it for too long it really hurts...
RaIeigh 0
Indeed you did, good on you Illmatic bruh :P But I must know, what is this flaming object you're holding?
MrSassypants 34
or maybe he got ripped off like those ppl (cons) who say "if u give me 10,000 dollars I'll give u this" and then just leave the city with the money while the other person gets nothing or something less in value
illmatic2 16
an old cotton t-shirt rolled into a ball and soaked in lighter fluid. really easy to make.
illmatic2 16
a cotton t-shirt rolled into a ball and soaked in lighter fluid. it's really easy to make.
CreepyGuy666 2
France kicked Ireland's ass! Allez les bleus FTW!
texasmadeG 0
sexy sexy sexy 44(:
rawrcupcakesz 0
172- i want to try that. sorry i belong to chris lol
seanreddog 4
Do stores in Ireland not have signs on the outside or something? I think it'd be pretty obvious it was a store and you didn't think to take 10 seconds and look inside?
romskiies 0
^ahaha yuuppp XD
rawrcupcakesz 0
I'm his gummy and only his lol
romskiies 0
lol XD mods are working fast today lol kudos tho
nxthendrix123 0
Eddie!!!!
knightknight 0
16 the word f¥ck is a verb not an adjective, so when you use it as an adjective to yell at someone on how to use a comma, it makes you look like an idiot too.
kyarush 10
fail
xXBrokenByLoveXx 3
am I the only one that gets annoyed wen ppl correct other ppls grammar? wen it comes to myself i no the right way but rarely use it cuz it's faster not to
Freeze_fml 17
Well #194, you can use it that way. Like... You're a dumb ****. It works.
KiddNYC1O 22
197- you're too cute
FTC_Socialist 3
Guinness, anyone?
sukhdeep 4
more like sound
AlexandTimmyable 0
I'm part Irish 2 and I'm offeneded
clecavs23 0
op you live in ******* Ireland what do you excpect
cooliodefined 0
u look amazing
kajee666 0
that sounds awesome this is not an fml
1221jamw 11
not using what your picture shows, makes u look like an idiot.
beek35 0
pwn!
Bullet4MyChemaMo 12
I'm from Cork too! Yay ^_^ but yeah, fyl. I hate that shit music and my whole family ADORES it. My sister (who I share a room with) likes to play concertina, i.e a small, hexagonal accordion with a more ******-up sound. My uncle gave my brother a fiddle, and he is now trying to teach himself how to play. He's 7.
MiGman 5
op what's wrong with that? Id like to be in a place like that
ifinsane 6
It's de luck o de Irish
naynayyy 0
ydi. how could you not notice beforehand?
JohnGraveline 0
You live in Ireland, what did you expect? Punk Rock? Heavy Metal? Polka?
Neon_Radikal 0
15- I think it's the point that he didn't know it was a music store... Not what type of music store
gronkan 0
You don't think that any other music other than folk music exists in Ireland? That's the dumbest thing I have ever heard, #15 :P
cbr600_fml 0
stupid Ginger ydi
vivalacobraxo 0
learn to enjoy it??
amandalovee 0
make the best out of the situation? I think so
Blazikengirl 4
Call it the Luck o' the Irish.
pen_island21 0
wow well hopefully u like Irish folk music
lucky_lady09 0
If he liked it, I SERIOUSLY doubt this would be posted as an FML...
romskiies 0
XD I know riight?? I wanna go burn one and chuck it the guy who hit mii carro last night :/
KiddNYC1O 22
I've lit my finger on fire many times. dip it in rubbing alcohol and light up, pretty kool but don't leave on long for obvious reasons lol
romskiies 0
XD I wanna try it too lol except I wanna chuck it at the idiot who hit my car last night
rawrcupcakesz 0
penisland lol haha I haven't seen that in awhile
nightELFassasin6 0
haha that's awesome
Hazelfbabyyy 0
tahaaaaaa :)
OMGJASMiNE 0
haha that's funny fyl(x hehe<3 idk why Im in that Lovinq additdude I live everyone (: anyways fyl(x
regenerate 19
did you have some sort of aneurism while writing your comment?
RussianWolf 0
I wish I could buy an apartment over an Irish folk music store...
kingghidorah 10
i really dont think itd be that bad to be honest
Dylan94_fml 8
you're a f*cking idiot.
Dylan94_fml 8
noo that posted to the wrong one, sorry.
fmlmims 0
it's a goal in my life! omg I love Irish folk music!
Dylan94_fml 8
you're a ******* idiot, don't have children please.
Dylan94_fml 8
ugh why does it keep posting to this D:
Dylan94_fml 8
omg again...
holyhell 0
why is this an fml? that'd be like me saying FML, i live next to target. i don't get it.
holyhell 0
why was my comment moderated? it followed the rules...
kybabyy 4
Email the mods and ask- if you complain about it on the forums you're likely to get banned.
Freeze_fml 17
What are these forums you speak of?
Vanni 0
Actually, it didn't follow the rules.
kybabyy 4
I don't know what else to call it, freeze.