Today, I got pulled over for speeding. I started fixing my hair and unbuttoning a couple of buttons on my shirt, hoping the policeman would let me off with a warning. When he got to the car, he rolled his eyes and muttered something under his breath. I saw him walk back to the cop car gagging. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I got pulled over for speeding. I tried to make a joke to ease the tension and said, "I’m just trying to keep up with the traffic!" The officer looked around at the empty road and said, "What traffic? Are you under the influence? HANDS ON THE WHEEL!" It went downhill from there. FML
Today, I got pulled over for speeding. After the cop asked for my license, he started laughing when he saw my picture. FML
Today, I got pulled over by a state trooper for speeding. When he saw I had something in my pocket, he began to ask if it was a weapon. After arguing for a few minutes I was put in handcuffs. I was too embarrassed to pull the tampon out my pocket. FML
Today, I was pulled over for speeding. The officer was nice and let me off with just a warning. That is, until my dipshit brother yelled "Fucking pig!" out the window as the officer walked back to his car. FML
Today, I was pulled over by a motorcycle cop for speeding in a 25 MPH zone. As the cop was walking towards my car, I flicked my cigarette butt out of my window. So, the cop did me the pleasure of writing me two tickets instead of one. FML
Today, I got pulled over by a cop. Since my window wasn't working, I opened the door, causing him to run towards me with a drawn gun. He then had a go at me with his night stick. After realizing my window was broken, he laughed and let me off with a warning. FML
Today, a policeman pulled me over and proceeded to flirt with me. After I had rejected him, he gave me a ticket for "not paying attention to the road". FML
Today, while driving I saw a police car riding along next to me. Thinking about the news recently, I decided to give him a quick thumbs up and a smile to lighten up his day. He looks back, smiles, flips on his siren, and pulls me over for not paying attention to the road. FML
Today, I was smoking while driving. A cop pulled me over and asked if I knew what I did wrong. I thought he could smell the tobacco, so I decided to just admit it. As it turns out, I was going well over the speed limit. FML
Today, I got pulled over for speeding and got a $200 ticket. After I pulled away, I decided to warn the next car about the cop up ahead by flashing my headlights. The next car was another cop. He didn't appreciate my "help". FML
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mewzik 0
YDI did he give you a ticket or was he too busy gagging?
ramdoodle45 0
well if he was gagging, i bet you're one of those girls who's really ugly but acts bitchy like she's hot. but on the bright side, this isn't really FML because your ugliness gave him nausea so you didn't get a ticket so congrats, YDI.
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mattmag 0
Why did you think that would work? I work for security at my university, and (drunk) girls try this shit all the time. It never works, even when they are hot.
izzyyy 0
@brittimes2 You really aren't attractive sweetie. I'm in Hollywood & Beverly Hills often and I see younger and older people who are more attractive than you are. You're decent, but not gorgeous imo. You're like getting a C on a test, not that great, but better than a D. So what if you got a warning instead of a ticket? That man either had bad taste, was unattractive as well, or was trying to be nice. Most policemen I've seen are unattractive so maybe he was flirting with you and trying to be nice. Great! You're still unattractive though, just not in his eyes. Oh, and I wouldn't be so proud of breaking the law, if you're stupid enough to get a warning twice in one week, then you shouldn't be on the road. (;
MedicQT 0
You DO realize officers can see what you do through the back window of your car, right? That's probably the dumbest thing you could have done, because you're just insulting their intelligence.. He was probably trying not to laugh because he felt bad for you, not gagging.
tdawgheath 0
You *****...
fuzibunni 0
@ brittimes2 Hey guess what? You made me lol@you. I hope you feel special. :D
CaptainJellyBean 0
Britt, I'm pretty sure people don't "hate on you" because you put a picture of yourself up. Plenty of people do, including myself. It's because you're a rather pretentious little snob. As for the FML. It's made of fail.
CaptainJellyBean 0
I forgot to add, #198, your comment is made of win.
boomstar 11
haha, fail! YDI!
Helldozer 0
#25, shut the **** up, you're 17 you damn child you know nothing of "hot shit".
313 0
Wow, you have absolutely no self-respect, do you? Well, the fact that you act like a ***** and degrade yourself to avoid a traffic ticket says something about your character imo. BTW, people get off on tickets ALL the time. It has nothing to do with being hot or unattractive. Cops let you off because maybe you were respectful, maybe the cop was too tired to write out a ticket, maybe he just felt like giving a kid a break, maybe he's met his quota etc, etc, etc. Even if you avoided the ticket..so what? You'd become just another ***** to that cop...someone he could go back and laugh about over coffee with other cops. Nobody should feel special/hideous because of tickets. I've been pulled over maybe 3 times in the 6 years I've been driving and the cops have always let me off without a ticket thus far. Like a mature person, I'm not here posting about how that's because I look like a supermodel. It's because you give the dude respect, and he's about 100X more likely to just give you a break. Plain and simple. Cops don't give a crap about how hot you are if it's really going to affect their wallets people, use your brains.