Today, I got pulled over for speeding. I started fixing my hair and unbuttoning a couple of buttons on my shirt, hoping the policeman would let me off with a warning. When he got to the car, he rolled his eyes and muttered something under his breath. I saw him walk back to the cop car gagging. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I got pulled over for speeding. I tried to make a joke to ease the tension and said, "I’m just trying to keep up with the traffic!" The officer looked around at the empty road and said, "What traffic? Are you under the influence? HANDS ON THE WHEEL!" It went downhill from there. FML
Today, I got pulled over for speeding. After the cop asked for my license, he started laughing when he saw my picture. FML
Today, I got pulled over by a state trooper for speeding. When he saw I had something in my pocket, he began to ask if it was a weapon. After arguing for a few minutes I was put in handcuffs. I was too embarrassed to pull the tampon out my pocket. FML
Today, I was pulled over for speeding. The officer was nice and let me off with just a warning. That is, until my dipshit brother yelled "Fucking pig!" out the window as the officer walked back to his car. FML
Today, I was pulled over by a motorcycle cop for speeding in a 25 MPH zone. As the cop was walking towards my car, I flicked my cigarette butt out of my window. So, the cop did me the pleasure of writing me two tickets instead of one. FML
Today, I got pulled over by a cop. Since my window wasn't working, I opened the door, causing him to run towards me with a drawn gun. He then had a go at me with his night stick. After realizing my window was broken, he laughed and let me off with a warning. FML
Today, a policeman pulled me over and proceeded to flirt with me. After I had rejected him, he gave me a ticket for "not paying attention to the road". FML
Today, while driving I saw a police car riding along next to me. Thinking about the news recently, I decided to give him a quick thumbs up and a smile to lighten up his day. He looks back, smiles, flips on his siren, and pulls me over for not paying attention to the road. FML
Today, I was smoking while driving. A cop pulled me over and asked if I knew what I did wrong. I thought he could smell the tobacco, so I decided to just admit it. As it turns out, I was going well over the speed limit. FML
Today, I got pulled over for speeding and got a $200 ticket. After I pulled away, I decided to warn the next car about the cop up ahead by flashing my headlights. The next car was another cop. He didn't appreciate my "help". FML
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mewzik 0
YDI did he give you a ticket or was he too busy gagging?
ramdoodle45 0
well if he was gagging, i bet you're one of those girls who's really ugly but acts bitchy like she's hot. but on the bright side, this isn't really FML because your ugliness gave him nausea so you didn't get a ticket so congrats, YDI.
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Comments (299)
Meowff 0
Brittimes2 I want to choke you. >:( Stop thinking you're soooo "hot." I've seen old women prettier than you. And you seem like an ass for trying to act cool when everyone is trashing you. Shut up and back off, and maybe people would leave you alone. And the person that posted this, you're a jerk. You make us girls look like ******. I was at a police station once, and they were talking about women that do this, and they all agreed that it was discusting and a few said they give two tickets when women do this. So watch out, women.
brittimes2 0
wow, i haven't been on here in hours and half of these comments are about me and how ugly i am. it's funny to know that everyone talks about someone continuously when i haven't even said anything.
kailarahne 19
I think everyone's main concern is that you said "I am hot shit" haha
amykillswitch 0
I think its funny that you have changed your picture twice within a few minutes. Last ditch effort to prove you hot?
Funnybunny_fml 3
**** just because you're a women doesn't mean you be bitchy. You give every women a bad name because you think if you show your boobs that you get off easy. You must be really ugly if he couldn't even look at you for five seconds. Bitch
Bryan_Z 0
he's gay, hahah, you can fool men like that with implants :p
Bryan_Z 0
he's gay, hahah, you can't fool men like that with implants :p
imintheair 0
i don't think she's and idiot for thinking that flashing a little of the cleave isn't gonna get her somewhere. not every guy falls for it, but some do. women wouldn't think of sexualizing themselves in order to get out of even the littlest pinch, like tickets, if it hadn't at least worked for someone! i do think it's ridiculous/hilarious though. & they deserved it.
MakinBacon 0
Ironically, if a man tried to do something like that to a woman, it would be called sexual harassment.
Jimmy2112 0
wow, im sorry. wouldn't try that again.
B00GUS 0
i found out the reason why.. - "Doh! This user still hasn't added any FML to his favorites. :(" that is posted on his/her page, i guess you mixed up your own gender "princess" :]