Today, I got pulled over for speeding. I started fixing my hair and unbuttoning a couple of buttons on my shirt, hoping the policeman would let me off with a warning. When he got to the car, he rolled his eyes and muttered something under his breath. I saw him walk back to the cop car gagging. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I got pulled over for speeding. I tried to make a joke to ease the tension and said, "I’m just trying to keep up with the traffic!" The officer looked around at the empty road and said, "What traffic? Are you under the influence? HANDS ON THE WHEEL!" It went downhill from there. FML
Today, I got pulled over for speeding. After the cop asked for my license, he started laughing when he saw my picture. FML
Today, I got pulled over by a state trooper for speeding. When he saw I had something in my pocket, he began to ask if it was a weapon. After arguing for a few minutes I was put in handcuffs. I was too embarrassed to pull the tampon out my pocket. FML
Today, I was pulled over for speeding. The officer was nice and let me off with just a warning. That is, until my dipshit brother yelled "Fucking pig!" out the window as the officer walked back to his car. FML
Today, I was pulled over by a motorcycle cop for speeding in a 25 MPH zone. As the cop was walking towards my car, I flicked my cigarette butt out of my window. So, the cop did me the pleasure of writing me two tickets instead of one. FML
Today, I got pulled over by a cop. Since my window wasn't working, I opened the door, causing him to run towards me with a drawn gun. He then had a go at me with his night stick. After realizing my window was broken, he laughed and let me off with a warning. FML
Today, a policeman pulled me over and proceeded to flirt with me. After I had rejected him, he gave me a ticket for "not paying attention to the road". FML
Today, while driving I saw a police car riding along next to me. Thinking about the news recently, I decided to give him a quick thumbs up and a smile to lighten up his day. He looks back, smiles, flips on his siren, and pulls me over for not paying attention to the road. FML
Today, I was smoking while driving. A cop pulled me over and asked if I knew what I did wrong. I thought he could smell the tobacco, so I decided to just admit it. As it turns out, I was going well over the speed limit. FML
Today, I got pulled over for speeding and got a $200 ticket. After I pulled away, I decided to warn the next car about the cop up ahead by flashing my headlights. The next car was another cop. He didn't appreciate my "help". FML
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mewzik 0
YDI did he give you a ticket or was he too busy gagging?
ramdoodle45 0
well if he was gagging, i bet you're one of those girls who's really ugly but acts bitchy like she's hot. but on the bright side, this isn't really FML because your ugliness gave him nausea so you didn't get a ticket so congrats, YDI.
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Josh440 0
Prob because your just as ugly as that Brit bitch in the comments. Owned. Don't even say anything back Brit, you should consider taking that pic off because it's pathetic, even done professionally, you still look like a fat ugly beezy. Go puke some more, get a nicer body and make sure to let your boobs pop out in every outfit so your face looks fuckable. Kthxbye
colortherainbowx 0
Lol this sounds like another FML. The one where the woman didn't buy a train ticket, and unbuttoned her shirt hoping the conductor would let her on for free-and he told her he was gay.
Blardo 0
You did the right thing because every guy loves to see an ugly's breasts. Maybe if you wasn't a woman you wouldn't get pulled over.
1OBSESSION 0
Some people are so rude.
wytemagic 0
you must be another ugly chick who thinks shes super hot like meagan fox or jessica alba
fylindeed22 0
Ugh, it's women like YOU who give women like ME a bad rap. Next time just take the ticket and save your dignity, little girl, you'll need it some day.
Nakedsquirrel 5
Gee. Not only did we get yet another girl that thinks she can play off the popular misconception that all guys are turned on by their looks and will come onto them, but this one thought she had the looks to even exploit that. The only thing that'd make this FML more pathetic is if it were like the train conductor one, in which girls were defending the act and saying manipulation and taking advantage of sexuality was okay.
yourpathetic 0
in my state if you pull that, or even cry, cops WILL open up the code and find another reason to give you a ticket. If they ar e going to give you a ticket, if not they give you a nice little talk :) YDI they invented make up for people like you. HAHAHAHA
JP101 0
I can't stand "women" who think they can get off with a warning by using sex. Have some dignity for gods sake.
grazynaanka 0
brittimes2 you're a little narcissistic. you might want to get help for that. i feel bad for the cop. all he wants to do is his job, then people like you come along thinking you can get away with everything because you try and be attractive. if i was the cop, i would laugh in your face for your lack of self-dignity.