Today, I got pulled over for speeding. I started fixing my hair and unbuttoning a couple of buttons on my shirt, hoping the policeman would let me off with a warning. When he got to the car, he rolled his eyes and muttered something under his breath. I saw him walk back to the cop car gagging. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I got pulled over for speeding. I tried to make a joke to ease the tension and said, "I’m just trying to keep up with the traffic!" The officer looked around at the empty road and said, "What traffic? Are you under the influence? HANDS ON THE WHEEL!" It went downhill from there. FML
Today, I got pulled over for speeding. After the cop asked for my license, he started laughing when he saw my picture. FML
Today, I got pulled over by a state trooper for speeding. When he saw I had something in my pocket, he began to ask if it was a weapon. After arguing for a few minutes I was put in handcuffs. I was too embarrassed to pull the tampon out my pocket. FML
Today, I was pulled over for speeding. The officer was nice and let me off with just a warning. That is, until my dipshit brother yelled "Fucking pig!" out the window as the officer walked back to his car. FML
Today, I was pulled over by a motorcycle cop for speeding in a 25 MPH zone. As the cop was walking towards my car, I flicked my cigarette butt out of my window. So, the cop did me the pleasure of writing me two tickets instead of one. FML
Today, I got pulled over by a cop. Since my window wasn't working, I opened the door, causing him to run towards me with a drawn gun. He then had a go at me with his night stick. After realizing my window was broken, he laughed and let me off with a warning. FML
Today, a policeman pulled me over and proceeded to flirt with me. After I had rejected him, he gave me a ticket for "not paying attention to the road". FML
Today, while driving I saw a police car riding along next to me. Thinking about the news recently, I decided to give him a quick thumbs up and a smile to lighten up his day. He looks back, smiles, flips on his siren, and pulls me over for not paying attention to the road. FML
Today, I was smoking while driving. A cop pulled me over and asked if I knew what I did wrong. I thought he could smell the tobacco, so I decided to just admit it. As it turns out, I was going well over the speed limit. FML
Today, I got pulled over for speeding and got a $200 ticket. After I pulled away, I decided to warn the next car about the cop up ahead by flashing my headlights. The next car was another cop. He didn't appreciate my "help". FML
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mewzik 0
YDI did he give you a ticket or was he too busy gagging?
ramdoodle45 0
well if he was gagging, i bet you're one of those girls who's really ugly but acts bitchy like she's hot. but on the bright side, this isn't really FML because your ugliness gave him nausea so you didn't get a ticket so congrats, YDI.
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bollywood_rocks 0
OP, I won't add anything to the comments slagging you but let me say that you just slapped the women rights movement in the face. Now this is what I logged on for: Cops gossip more than women/ teenage girls and can be more vicious with that gossip: they embellish. All that sitting around in a car for eight hours means they stock up on stories to tell when they get back to the station. SO... Pray that you didn't do that inside the town where you live because the other cops will probably keep an eye out for you just for laughs. I know some cops and they live for incidents like this. sucks to be you. That being said,being nice to the cop would have easily got you out of the ticket with your dignity intact than doing what you did. I have been in situations where the cop told me he had to give me the ticket AND then told me to appeal it on a certain day when he would be off duty so it can be thrown out because he didn't show up for the hearing. Cops are really friendly. If you knew that,you wouldn't have felt the need to ***** yourself out
luckyyyme 0
LMAO #165=WIN
ihpb09 2
YDI. why the **** would you even try to pull something like that? follow the ******* law and stop endangering others on the road instead of being a **** to law enforcement officers. ******* *****.
Aflacduck 0
You're a ****/*****/***** with no decency.
dimmythat 0
LOL OWNED
fuckkkkk_fml 0
ydi stop being a ****
SnakeGuy4000 0
Haha! That's funny. I agree with that person who said : "Wow, you must be ugly, bot one of those bitchy people who think they're hot.
awalkb 0
thats what you get for being a ****...and for being an ugly ****
Go_Home 0
I don't think it's even slightly humanly possible for a person to gag over someone's ugliness. Also, if she was ugly, she wouldn't have the confidence to do what she did. It's not so hard to think and use your brain a little. You all just like to judge. 3/4 of you are probably ugly anyway :) So shut it.
marycjones 0
Britt, your pores are ****** up and you're already getting wrinkles. We can't even see your whole face. :( If you put a bag over your face, THEN I'd do you, while wearing a body condom.