Today, I got pulled over for speeding. I started fixing my hair and unbuttoning a couple of buttons on my shirt, hoping the policeman would let me off with a warning. When he got to the car, he rolled his eyes and muttered something under his breath. I saw him walk back to the cop car gagging. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I got pulled over for speeding. I tried to make a joke to ease the tension and said, "I’m just trying to keep up with the traffic!" The officer looked around at the empty road and said, "What traffic? Are you under the influence? HANDS ON THE WHEEL!" It went downhill from there. FML
Today, I got pulled over for speeding. After the cop asked for my license, he started laughing when he saw my picture. FML
Today, I got pulled over by a state trooper for speeding. When he saw I had something in my pocket, he began to ask if it was a weapon. After arguing for a few minutes I was put in handcuffs. I was too embarrassed to pull the tampon out my pocket. FML
Today, I was pulled over for speeding. The officer was nice and let me off with just a warning. That is, until my dipshit brother yelled "Fucking pig!" out the window as the officer walked back to his car. FML
Today, I was pulled over by a motorcycle cop for speeding in a 25 MPH zone. As the cop was walking towards my car, I flicked my cigarette butt out of my window. So, the cop did me the pleasure of writing me two tickets instead of one. FML
Today, I got pulled over by a cop. Since my window wasn't working, I opened the door, causing him to run towards me with a drawn gun. He then had a go at me with his night stick. After realizing my window was broken, he laughed and let me off with a warning. FML
Today, a policeman pulled me over and proceeded to flirt with me. After I had rejected him, he gave me a ticket for "not paying attention to the road". FML
Today, while driving I saw a police car riding along next to me. Thinking about the news recently, I decided to give him a quick thumbs up and a smile to lighten up his day. He looks back, smiles, flips on his siren, and pulls me over for not paying attention to the road. FML
Today, I was smoking while driving. A cop pulled me over and asked if I knew what I did wrong. I thought he could smell the tobacco, so I decided to just admit it. As it turns out, I was going well over the speed limit. FML
Today, I got pulled over for speeding and got a $200 ticket. After I pulled away, I decided to warn the next car about the cop up ahead by flashing my headlights. The next car was another cop. He didn't appreciate my "help". FML
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mewzik 0
YDI did he give you a ticket or was he too busy gagging?
ramdoodle45 0
well if he was gagging, i bet you're one of those girls who's really ugly but acts bitchy like she's hot. but on the bright side, this isn't really FML because your ugliness gave him nausea so you didn't get a ticket so congrats, YDI.
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Comments (299)
audd_fml 0
not gonna lie, slutttyyyy
flavadog 0
tbh britt is shit uggly! and how ur acting as a bitch is only making u uglier
log1k 3
wow britt.. lol if that's a picture from a professional photo shoot, its quite bad tbh.. and doesn't at all look like something from a photographer/model company and by by bragging about how you've been pulled over twice in 2 weeks, that only further strengthens the argument that women are bad drivers. kthxbai :)
livvyylou 0
#102 the fact that she's from VA doesn't have anything to do with it. not everyone here is a bitch or that conceited. or unattractive for that matter. and to the OP - grow up and stop being a skankk!
c0okie_ 0
#103 I'm not old and I'm not blind. I'm 17 and I rarely speed. I've gone 15 over speed limit on an empty road. sometimes I'll go 10 miles over. but it's very, very rare.
youknowit2 0
Oh yeah.... officers make fun of that stuff ALL the time in the precinct. You just made someone's day! lol. And when I was training, I was riding with a senior officer. The girl we pulled over had done the same thing, let down her hair and unbuttoned her shirt. When I walked up to the window and she saw it was a female, she was like "shiiiiit"- her face turned really red and she started fumbling with her license and registration. She was all kinds of thrown off and flustered, because I totally wrecked her whole plan. Cracked me up. My friends and I STILL joke about that one. And #24- not EVERYONE gets a warning the first time. The first time I ever got pulled over for speeding, I got a ticket. And points on my license. :( And it wasnt Reckless. ugh.
ilovefmlife 0
oh and brittimes2 stop being so concieded. "I got a warning!(:" and "you must be ugly or try to hard" ok your not some ******* supermodel ANYONE could get a warning. So stop being stupid. bye.
Amkii 0
Disgusting. I'm glad you saw him roll his eyes and gag. Don't flatter yourself next time.
GoodLuckLivin869 0
oh my god r u a **** or is the cop gay? i feel soooooo bad for you dont do that again though and if you lose your job dont become a call girl
Snerkie 0
i hate people like you :( you people are the stupidest of them all #113, men don't need to be gay to be disgusted by boobs...