Today, I have an orthodontist's appointment, and I told my best friend that I was going to get my teeth fixed. She replied, "Wow, thanks. Your smile's really awful to have to look at." FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, at the store, I heard a kid complaining about getting braces. While I was saying "Thank you" and "Bye" to the cashier, his grandma must've seen my slightly crooked teeth. She pointed and said, "Without them, your teeth will look bad like that man's!" Everyone around looked at me. FML
Today, while my orthodontist was working on my teeth, she made the comment, "Wow! It looks like a murder scene in there!" FML
Today, I went out for a few drinks with some friends. All night, I kept smiling and showing off my newly brace-free teeth. Later on, one of my friends drunkly asked, "Why does she keep smiling? Her teeth are fucking jacked." FML
Today, I heard a little girl saying how much she didnt want braces to her mom because they hurt and make people look ugly. I looked at her and said, "Aww, there not that bad. See, I have them!" I then smiled to show her. She turned to her mom and said, "See!" then started to cry. FML
Today, I told a friend I was going to the dentist for the first time in years. He immediately replied, "Yay! Teeth whitening!" I hadn't mentioned teeth whitening. I'm not even going for teeth whitening. -5 XP new insecurity unlocked. FML
Today, I met my new dentist. His teeth are worse than mine. FML
Today, a guy said to me, "I'd really love to see that smile back at my place." Trying to be cute, I asked him if he was single. He replied with, "No, but I am a dentist. I could definitely fix that crossbite." FML
Today, I took my 12 year-old to the orthodontist. While I was talking to the dentist about what was needing to be done, my daughter listened. With a straight face, the dentist joked, "Yeah, we're going to need to rip off her entire jaw." My daughter won't leave her room anymore. FML
Today, I'm looking forward to my orthodontist's appointment more than I'm looking forward to my birthday. FML
Today, I overheard a coworker talking about going to what sounded like a dentist's appointment. As she left later, I jokingly said, "Remember to open wide!" Turned out her appointment was with her OB/GYN, not a dentist. FML
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BntyHntrSeattle 30
When you get braces, beaver chomp her nose.
perdix 31
Good thing she held her tongue before you decided to get them fixed. You should commend her on her upcoming boob job. "Oh, I'm sorry, I thought for sure you'd do something about those."
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Comments (67)
BntyHntrSeattle 30
When you get braces, beaver chomp her nose.
BntyHntrSeattle 30
Then you can say, "Yeah, your face isn't much to look at, either. Bitch."
TheCanucklehead 22
But then they'll be calling op chompers
sarahxD1234 5
Your best friend only said that because he/she knew there was a chance you might fix them. Tell he/she you're not and wait for their reaction.
Irchell 17
Well that's supportive.
cottoncandymango 17
Your best friend is being an asshole about that. Guess they should brace themselves next time they have something so rude to say because I'd definitely not let them talk down to me like that.
persianninja 23
It was sarcasm #25
Bano360 25
Sounds like something I'd say to my friends. Except they would know I'm joking and they'd insult me back. All in good fun. Judging by OPs reaction, it was not taken as a joke.
balletteacher 11
I agree with #33. That was pure sarcasm.
scotty910 9
What a friend!
PterodactylMan 23
Aren't all friends like that
rocker_chick105 31
45- that's what my friends are like anyways. Then again my friends are a bunch of cats so of course they hate me.
Krystal3408 32
You can't expect too much from others. They always disappoint.
DerrickJames 33
That's when you don't punch her/him in the face to look like a hockey player ;)
MceltheShell 6
Atleast she's honest.
PuggieKid 22
Sometimes, honesty can hurt though
DaLiquer 20
I would rather hear brutal honesty than sweet lies, that's just me though!
gloooooria 14
Being honest does not mean being rude.
jojimugo 20
Maybe drop that best friend category to friend or someone I know
mn_shr 22
Seriously OP, acquaintances have common courtesy. I'm sure a best friend would do a little better.
ApollosMyth 22
But aren't Best Friends notorious for being assholes to each other? I see this as one friend just teasing the other.
perdix 31
Good thing she held her tongue before you decided to get them fixed. You should commend her on her upcoming boob job. "Oh, I'm sorry, I thought for sure you'd do something about those."
RonnieG 10
You should have told her that her face is awful to look at and when's she gonna get that fixed.
Trooth 13
Maybe you can knock her teeth out to teach her a lesson:) Jk, violence is never the answer Unless you want it to be
OnlyAvailableID 28
I disagree; violence is always the question. And the answer's always yes, sometimes.
IntoTheClouds 42
I'm 99.9999999999999999999999999999999% sure she was joking.
trbuson 11
I'm that .000000001% sure she was just being a Ms. Bitch McTits.
Olympiakos10 15
11 - I'm 99.999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999% sure you don't know what a joke is.