Today, my boss fired me for causing a "commotion" at work while running the vacuum. FML
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
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Today, my boss fired me by locking me out of my workplace after I went out to throw out the trash. FML
Today, my boss fired me because I corrected him after he misspoke during a meeting. FML
HOW CAN SHE SLAP?
Today, my boss fired me. I still can't really explain where the slap I gave him for it came from, though. FML
Today, I was fired for being a very happy and perky employee. According to my boss, it freaks both the customers and my co-workers out. FML
Today, I was fired from my job. My boss turned to everyone and said, "Allow me to escort this trash out of the office." Everyone cheered. FML
Today, my boss called me into his office. After yelling and firing me, his assistant comes in telling him he had mistaken me for someone else. He did not give me my job back, as he claimed it would make an awkward work environment. FML
Today, I was enjoying my first vacation day in 2 years. My boss then called me to come in, saying it was an emergency. I got to work and got fired. Yes, my boss made me come in just to fire me. FML
Today, my boss called me and asked why I haven't been showing up to work. I didn't show up because he fired me last week over the phone. Then he fired me again for not showing up to work. FML
Today, my boss left early, so I decided to take an extended break and run home. I found my wife in bed with my boss. I got fired for leaving work. FML
Today, I told my supervisor how awful my coworker was at her job. I then got fired. FML
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MrDonSalvetti 27
HR...
redcode5 17
What was line of work was would be helpful in this case, if you are a janitor, fast food worker or someone from IT.
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MrDonSalvetti 27
HR...
Viper_Revenge 10
Cleanliness is always a priority, until of course its means you interrupt whatever your precious boss was watching Brazzers
redcode5 17
What was line of work was would be helpful in this case, if you are a janitor, fast food worker or someone from IT.
Lalala579121 28
That's why you do your house cleaning *before* your conference calls.
almost_there44 26
If you were vacuuming when business was still open and customers were still there then I can see the reason why your boss fired you. If not, a quick trip to HR won't hurt. This needs a follow up.
Colon_Man 17
OP works at a vacuum cleaner store...
pandalover69 26
13, where are you getting that from? No one on here is claiming to the OP yet.
siggy_mcsigx 22
Whatever happened to managers giving warnings or guiding staff to do what's appropriate? Bosses on FML are so trigger-happy to fire their staff. Running a vacuum cleaner even during open shop hours just does not warrant getting fired when he could simply be told to put it away and only do it between the hours of such and such. People should only be fired over grave administrative errors, unruly behavior, or prolonged incompetency.
Colon_Man 17
#16; It's a joke - playing on the common "plot twist" trope. I don't even know if "Vacuum Cleaner Stores" actually exist, anymore, since this isn't the 50s. Maybe I was being too subtle.
RememberSchlitz 9
I cannot believe I'm the first one to say "that sucks".
BiGTiMeNeRD 29
You suck.
Tripartita 45
You must have one… exciting workplace for that to cause commotion. I can imagine people gathering around the water cooler years from now to reflect on that one wild time a vacuum cleaner was on—that is assuming your office has recovered by then.
Colon_Man 17
Unfortunately, after the vacuum fiasco (vac-asco) they had to shut it down.
LyricaSilvan 30
"Hey, Bill..remember that time somebody had the nerve to start up a vacuum in the office?" "Sssh! Don't bring that up around Tom. He's still seeing a therapist for the irrational fear of vacuums that incident gave him."
Bearsmomma 30
Maybe OP works with animals and the dogs were concerned by the noisy intruder.
whydough 14
guess you'll just have to... suck it up ; )
heatherrr17 19
I'm sorry op! Hopefully they have An HR dep there
Gtruth 3
wow