Anonymous
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I got kicked in the crotch. It popped my cherry. I lost my virginity to a shoe. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
United States
Today, I was kicked in the crotch. The girl who did it thought I was her ex-boyfriend. I'm a girl. FML
Sica
France
Today, I broke my little toe. It got stuck in my panties as I struggled to get a leg through. FML
Anonymous
Ninja skills
Today, my sister kicked me up the ass with such precision that I’m still bleeding from my asshole where the toe of her shoe tore the skin. FML
gassy
This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff
United States
Toot toot
Today, I had my new boyfriend come over. Within five minutes of him arriving, I accidentally let one rip. Shocked, I quickly tried to explain it away with, "That was my shoe." I was barefoot. FML
UkuleleTime
Garner, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, after walking in on my roommate, I found out that pleasuring yourself with a shoe is a thing. It wouldn't have been so bad if the shoe hadn't been mine. FML
man down! man down...
Ottawa, Canada 🌶️ Spicy
Change it!
Today, I had sex with a friend. It was really good too! Until she kicked me in my right nut while changing positions. FML
flopsy
Australia 🌶️ Spicy
A tale as old as time
Today, I was about to lose my virginity. I couldn't get it up. FML
luckygirl
Zagreb, Croatia 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I gave my virginity to my boyfriend. All I got in return was rug burn and an infection. FML
solomantis
Norway 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I was trying to wiggle my boxer shorts off to get it on with my girlfriend when my knee hooked on the elastic band. I was anxious to get started, so I used force and ended up kneeing my girlfriend in the crotch. FML
Anonymous
Rochester, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Rough
Today, I lost my virginity. We did it on the floor in my step-sister's room, and the entire time he kept pushing my head into the carpet. I lost my V-card but gained rug burn on my face that looks like a fatal disease. FML
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emerluvsu 6
That's the most original fml I've ever heard.
123zc1 3
Omg I almost died laughing
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Egnar 19
You may have busted your hymen but you didn't lose your virginity. I feel for you, that shit is painful (I would imagine just as bad as being kicked in the dick, and that's happened to me a few times) but don't go around telling people "i'm totally a vir---well I used to be until I got kicked."
lxrome 0
Did the shoe smoke a cig after?
corrinaswan 0
Your still a virgin dumbass just cuz you got kicked in the crotch and it "popped your cherry" doesn't mean your not a virgin.it's like wen you mastrubate... Still a virgin. And weird someone got kick in the crotch yesterday on here
Neonnight 0
Poor you
rockinguitar 4
That sucks cox n Dix!
fledrocknrolla 0
I bet it would beat all your other friends stories
clementine00 1
Well that does suck, but on the bright side, at least your first time wont hurt as bad. You'll appreciate that it happened then.
Keyganator 5
You can break your hymen, stretching , dancing, cheerleading , ect.
clementine00 1
And btw, you can't loose your virginity from a shoe or from any inanimate object. You can only loose it one way. Otherwise any girl who has ever used a tampon or who has masturbated would no longer be a virgin. That's just ridiculous.
Iamnotmyself 17
My fantasy has come true! Thank you Internet!
cetlawizard 15
Your pic is so awesome! I totally LOLED!