Anonymous
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I got kicked in the crotch. It popped my cherry. I lost my virginity to a shoe. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
United States
Today, I was kicked in the crotch. The girl who did it thought I was her ex-boyfriend. I'm a girl. FML
Sica
France
Today, I broke my little toe. It got stuck in my panties as I struggled to get a leg through. FML
Anonymous
Ninja skills
Today, my sister kicked me up the ass with such precision that I’m still bleeding from my asshole where the toe of her shoe tore the skin. FML
gassy
This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff
United States
Toot toot
Today, I had my new boyfriend come over. Within five minutes of him arriving, I accidentally let one rip. Shocked, I quickly tried to explain it away with, "That was my shoe." I was barefoot. FML
UkuleleTime
Garner, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, after walking in on my roommate, I found out that pleasuring yourself with a shoe is a thing. It wouldn't have been so bad if the shoe hadn't been mine. FML
man down! man down...
Ottawa, Canada 🌶️ Spicy
Change it!
Today, I had sex with a friend. It was really good too! Until she kicked me in my right nut while changing positions. FML
flopsy
Australia 🌶️ Spicy
A tale as old as time
Today, I was about to lose my virginity. I couldn't get it up. FML
luckygirl
Zagreb, Croatia 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I gave my virginity to my boyfriend. All I got in return was rug burn and an infection. FML
solomantis
Norway 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I was trying to wiggle my boxer shorts off to get it on with my girlfriend when my knee hooked on the elastic band. I was anxious to get started, so I used force and ended up kneeing my girlfriend in the crotch. FML
Anonymous
Rochester, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Rough
Today, I lost my virginity. We did it on the floor in my step-sister's room, and the entire time he kept pushing my head into the carpet. I lost my V-card but gained rug burn on my face that looks like a fatal disease. FML
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emerluvsu 6
That's the most original fml I've ever heard.
123zc1 3
Omg I almost died laughing
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Maxxy928 7
Don't think of it as you lost your virginity to a shoe. Think of it as you lost your virginity to the person that kicked you.
Geekstazz8 4
I couldn't have said that better!
bleepbloopthis 0
Holy crap that is funny. Fyl.
Jujubilee 1
How bout you just count yourself as half a virgin?
RuffianLivesOn 8
mean girls reference?
anongrl 2
No, she's still completely a virgin. You have to have sex to lose your virginity. And that definitely was not sex. Your hymen has nothing to do with your virginity.
cryssycakesx3 23
actually I was taught that you're technically not a virgin if something penetrates you
Calyx_fml 22
*****. :)
xijinping 3
technically u lost urs to the person who kicked u..not in the normal way though but count
justalilcrazy 3
to loose virginity- to be penetrated... dictionary doesnt say to be penetrated by what.
ballbearing 10
stop using urban dictionary. It's not the most accademically sound source
cetlawizard 15
What dictionary did you use to spell academically? Just curious. XD lol.
sarahlovesyewxD 8
Hey, if it makes you feel better, it happened to me too in gym class last year.
pfx2_fml 15
I bet that was akward..
rideforlife2 2
Wtf not be a creep or anything but we have the same birthday, except im turning 15..
megapeyt 17
This is still awesome. No offense OP. FYL
Cinn_fml 23
Seriously, losing your hymen doesn't mean you're not still a virgin. You can break it by doing exercise ffs. I don't get why people seem to think that it matters that they've broken it. Having sex is how you lose your virginity, end of story.
sarahlovesyewxD 8
Hahaha, #35, your profile picture makes that so much better. LMAO.