Today, I was looking at my best friend because I zoned out, I then turned around to look at my dog. When I looked back, he was on one knee, saying that, “This is terrible timing but I’ve always loved you, will you marry me?” Two days before my wedding with my fiancé. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, after three years of dating, my boyfriend finally proposed. To my best friend. FML
Today, I overheard my best friend laughing and calling my fiance lame and stupid, all because he proposed to me with a bouquet instead of a ring. And here I was about to ask if she would be my maid of honor… FML
Today, I found my two best friends making out with each other. Not a big deal, right? Wrong. Today was my wedding day. One of the friends was my maid of honor, the other was my groom. FML
Today, I got proposed to by my long-term best friend, my boyfriend. I panicked and thought of the last time that I got left at the altar by who I thought was the love of my life then, and inadvertently said “No” as a defense mechanism. I’m the most hated person in our social circle, and he’s inconsolable. FML
Today, my fiancé's best friend, who will be our best man at our wedding, decided to confess his feelings for me and tell me how he's always dreamed of us eloping together. The wedding is going to be awkward. FML
Today, my best friend, the man who I've been in love with for nine years, finally told me he loves me and wants to spend the rest of his life with me. Unfortunately, it was while he was using me to practice proposing to his girlfriend. FML
Today, I watched my best friend get married to the guy I have been in love with since the eighth grade. I was the maid of honor, and had to give a toast to the couple. FML
Today, my best friend got engaged to the guy she's been seeing for five years. He also happens to be the man I've been in love with for eight. As she was giving me the details, she nonchalantly gave me her reason for accepting the proposal: "Why the hell not, there's always divorce." FML
Today, I logged on Facebook and saw my friend who'd been engaged, then broke the engagement, then got back together announce their new wedding date: three days before my wedding. She also sent me a message asking if I'd move my date. We've been planning our wedding for two years. She got engaged six months ago. FML
Today, my boyfriend proposed to me during a funeral. FML
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MidnaLink 35
Your best friend is a moron if he even managed to THINK that was a good idea, let alone execute it.
RichardPencil 32
Good thing your dog was there. You could have turned to it to help with your decision. Dogs give great advice.
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MidnaLink 35
Your best friend is a moron if he even managed to THINK that was a good idea, let alone execute it.
RichardPencil 32
Good thing your dog was there. You could have turned to it to help with your decision. Dogs give great advice.
Brightside86 31
Poor execution but good for him to go for it. I've known to many people who regret not trying and end up settling.
Rake 18
According to how you wrote your post it seems that under other conditions it's not something you would immediately say no to. and that the FML is mainly about putting you in an unsure position 2 days before getting married. It's true that it's very bad timing, but two days after is even worse.