Today, I got into a heated argument with my mom, because apparently I'm an idiot for not sharing her belief that chickens are mammals. She has a university degree in this stuff. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I got into an argument with my mother, when she snapped and called me a son of a bitch. I said that made no sense, because I'm a girl, and it'd only really confirm that she's a bitch. She then grounded me for insulting her. FML
Today, my mom and I got into a fight about a topic we agreed on. Seems like we're destined to never get along. FML
Today, I got into a heated argument with my girlfriend. Not because of anything I did, but because she actually believes that pasteurization is when a pastor blesses a dairy product. "You know, like kosher." FML
Today, while trying to prove a point to my mom, I learned that bird seed tastes better than her cooking. FML
Today, my mother refused to agree with any of my logic because it's "not in The Bible." She can't find any fault with it, just refuses to agree with it. FML
Today, my boyfriend called my mother stupid and angrily argued with her at a family dinner. Why? We have a long-running family joke that "Vegan food doesn't contain calories," and my boyfriend thought my mum said it seriously, and was therefore a moron. FML
Today, I got into a heated argument with my mom. Apparently, my seeking medicinal treatments for my cancer is blasphemous. According to her, I should just pray my cancer away. FML
Today, my roommate raged at me for "lying" about being a vegetarian, because she saw chicken stored in my side of the fridge. That chicken isn't for me, it's an ingredient in the homemade food I make for my dogs. Apparently, serving my dogs real meat instead of forcing them into vegetarianism makes me a hypocrite. FML
Today, my eleven year old daughter called me a moron, after I told her she was dead wrong when she claimed that rabbits lay eggs. FML
Today, my mom and I somehow got into a serious argument over the ethics of capturing and training Pokémon. FML
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Top comments
rawrface22 10
Chickens are reptiles , duh
sheethapins 13
74 No matter how you cook a tomato it's still a fruit. If you put lettuce in a parfait does that make it a fruit? If you wear socks outside are they magically shoes? The only time you can transform a fruit into a vegetable is if you completely paralyze Richard Simmons.
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Comments (196)
Brool_Story_Co 17
116- I would want a science lesson from any of those guys
Brool_Story_Co 17
Shit i meant wouldn't
jayemdoubleyou 1
This stuff?
Marcella1016 32
99 wins. Period. I laughed and spilled my beer. 99 made me wet myself laughing.
Calyx_fml 22
Your mom is a fungus.
Nitial 6
And don't forget, Perry is a Platypus.
tribbs21 1
Chickens are mammals duh yur mom is right you are wrong
JPLovesAnimals 4
For all the stupid people:) First off, mammals suckle their young. Mammals and "mamory glands" (i.e. breasts) are related. Egg laying does not rule out an animal being a mammal (think platypus, echidna), and neither would feathers neccasarily. The primary charactoristics of mammals: warm-blooded, vertebrate, sweat glands, milk producing sweat glands, hair, three ear bones, and a neocortex region of the brain. So you can see that egg laying and feathers do not rule out an animal from being a mammal (how ever I find it unlikely to find an animal with feathers AND hair). But lack of mammory glands does. You just read a lesson. Feel smarter?
rightsaidred 3
*Mammary.
LSU33DucKAholiC 0
Could you possibly name one mammal for me, that has feathers?
JPLovesAnimals 4
Could you possibly go through millions of animals?? Including un identified ones?? It's a guesstimate. I'm not being precise as then that could and would be false.
LSU33DucKAholiC 0
Scientist have been through millions of animals, feathers are an identifying feature.. If it has feathers, it is not a mammal..
onthetoilet 3
Mammals don't lay eggs
MsMeiriona 2
Monotremes do.
waterboy14 7
Tomatoes are fruits...