Today, I got into a heated argument with my mom, because apparently I'm an idiot for not sharing her belief that chickens are mammals. She has a university degree in this stuff. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I got into an argument with my mother, when she snapped and called me a son of a bitch. I said that made no sense, because I'm a girl, and it'd only really confirm that she's a bitch. She then grounded me for insulting her. FML
Today, my mom and I got into a fight about a topic we agreed on. Seems like we're destined to never get along. FML
Today, I got into a heated argument with my girlfriend. Not because of anything I did, but because she actually believes that pasteurization is when a pastor blesses a dairy product. "You know, like kosher." FML
Today, while trying to prove a point to my mom, I learned that bird seed tastes better than her cooking. FML
Today, my mother refused to agree with any of my logic because it's "not in The Bible." She can't find any fault with it, just refuses to agree with it. FML
Today, my boyfriend called my mother stupid and angrily argued with her at a family dinner. Why? We have a long-running family joke that "Vegan food doesn't contain calories," and my boyfriend thought my mum said it seriously, and was therefore a moron. FML
Today, I got into a heated argument with my mom. Apparently, my seeking medicinal treatments for my cancer is blasphemous. According to her, I should just pray my cancer away. FML
Today, my roommate raged at me for "lying" about being a vegetarian, because she saw chicken stored in my side of the fridge. That chicken isn't for me, it's an ingredient in the homemade food I make for my dogs. Apparently, serving my dogs real meat instead of forcing them into vegetarianism makes me a hypocrite. FML
Today, my eleven year old daughter called me a moron, after I told her she was dead wrong when she claimed that rabbits lay eggs. FML
Today, my mom and I somehow got into a serious argument over the ethics of capturing and training Pokémon. FML
Feel like sharing it with the other FML users?
Thanks, your FML was submitted, and will appear in the moderation queue soon!
Top comments
rawrface22 10
Chickens are reptiles , duh
sheethapins 13
74 No matter how you cook a tomato it's still a fruit. If you put lettuce in a parfait does that make it a fruit? If you wear socks outside are they magically shoes? The only time you can transform a fruit into a vegetable is if you completely paralyze Richard Simmons.
Add a comment · Reply to
You must be logged in to be able to post comments!
Comments (196)
THE_A_TEEN 28
Does she believe that narwhals are underwater unicorns? if she is that stupid, call Dr. Google, the worlds #1 cure for stupidity Tell them THE_A_TEEN SEND YOU
ElGranOrgo 0
IT SMELLS LIKE FISH BUT IT TASTES LIKE CHICKEN
meidel 5
Chickens aren't mammals
Jennyboo5797 4
Your mom has a degree in being a retard, OP?
THE_A_TEEN 28
#99 Not unless they create a Robotic Richard Simmons, that only plays KC and the sunshine bands "Shake your booty"
jjames7543 13
Yes, because mammals definitely lay eggs...
batman_516 9
The platypus and echidna lay eggs. They are mammals.
Dr_Jalepenos 0
Damn this comment thread is like a frikin science lesson. O_o
sheethapins 13
112 I'm scared...
TrollinYourMom14 3
Try convincing her that humans are birds and when presented with this information, they then have the ability to fly.
rattusrattus 19
Dude. Of course chickens are reptiles. How could hatching a chickens' egg under a toad lead to a basilisk otherwise? I mean, they are giant petrifying serpents! By this logic, a toad is also a wizard.