Anonymous
Grand Rapids, United States
Today, I ran a hand down my freshly shaven leg to appreciate the smoothness, only to come up with a hand covered in blood. FML
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ColonelCusswords 24
Sounds like you need a better rasor
snoopy325 23
I'll never understand how little razor cuts can bleed so much. Sorry, OP, the stinging that accompanies the blood isn't fun either.
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lenalee96 22
I would have to say I would have probably freaked the **** out, blood and I don't get along!
PresidentNorth 16
For real? Couldn't have come up with a crappy joke at least.
PresidentNorth 16
Nice change, I retract all negative comments because you put thought into your comment.
sayyestothedress 24
#10, check #1 profile pic
WolfyGrace 24
#22, check the color of the square around #1's profile pic. (it could be his daughter or something)
ksktwin84 14
#28, it's gray, not blue. Which means gender wasn't specified in the profile
uhhhohhhhh 3
#36 It's blue not gray.
ColonelCusswords 24
this is one hell of an arguement
whiteangel361 10
It's gray.
wRIPPERw 23
It is certainly gray.
Nicholas12 15
36 are you colorblind
imsoeffingbored 13
definitely blue
ColonelCusswords 24
Sounds like you need a better rasor
sayyestothedress 24
What I don't get is that how the **** don't you notice a hand full of blood!?!?
garrett_8614 14
Actually, it sounds like her razor is a little too good...
BigLatchZatch 14
Sometimes razor cuts don't even hurt, they just bleed like a little bitch.
RadikulRam 16
Depends, if you have a dull blade you'll have to press harder. I'd recommend a shavette with a feather blade (they make surgical blades).
JaNeces 5
razor?
demonfacee 14
Time to get a new razor.
Soviet_American 29
That's one close shave she got with that razor!
Ki11erC 18
Sharp blade can cut without hurting at all. Probably not so much in need of a new razor but just care and attention till the blade dulls a bit.
sweetbliss3 37
pay attention to what you're doing next time.
MrConcise 35
Attention has a tax, it's called "distractions". Maybe her checking account had a deficit.
snoopy325 23
I'll never understand how little razor cuts can bleed so much. Sorry, OP, the stinging that accompanies the blood isn't fun either.
coried91 28
I was shaving once and I seriously took a huge chunk of skin off because I failed to check my razor blade before using it . The skin was about 1 inch long. It was insane. I thought OP maybe had the same thing happen but I'm pretty sure they would have felt that.
dragonkisses28 25
I once took off all the skin over my shin bone from the ankle to the knee with a dull razor. The things we do to be attractive. FYL, OP.
CarlosDanger 12
I don't think being an idiot has anything to do with being attractive...
sidr22 5
How the hell does that even happen?!?!
dragonkisses28 25
#66 ...forget it. I'm not even going to waste my time. It actually happens quite fast #73. Once the razor nicks you, it starts shaving off the skin like a cheese cutter. The more dull the blade, the harder you have to press for it to shave right, and the better the chance that you will cut yourself. It bleeds forever and hurts like a bitch.
LondonderryAir 9
#43 really? Surely at some point you look while scraping the sharpest thing in your bathroom over your body?
medholdmaam 4
What is OP?
gracehi 33
Ah yes. Silky, smooth blood.
Rizzen 27
damn, I hate getting cut, but im curious at how you didnt feel it knick you
Rizzen 27
oh ok, that would make sense
CoolCookie210 22
I do this all the time and I never felt it until I see the blood. How the heck does that tiny nick bleed so damn much??
FelixJC 14
Either use more shaving cream, get a better razor, or both! Hopefully you weren't cut too badly, OP!
lovelyvampire 16
that's highly uncomfortable. try a five blade razor. they are the best thing ever invented. and be gentler!
tony1891 22
and 5 times more chance of cutting yourself too.
ChristianH39 30
Actually having smaller blades closer together distributes pressure, so you're a lot less likely to cut yourself.
ostfaiz 18
Nails! or witch-blade?