Today, I got fired from my job. I caught a customer taking pictures up my skirt, and my boss fired me for calling the police and "making a big deal out of it". FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I got fired from work. Why? I finally took a stand for myself and confronted my coworker of writing things up in my name for herself, and it getting deducted from my check. So she went to the manager and accused me of sexual harassment. FML
Today, a customer at work became violent and started hitting me and my coworker. Not wanting him to get the shit beat out of us, I used a move that pinned the guy on the ground. The police came and he was arrested. I was then fired for assaulting a customer. FML
Today, my sister got me in deep trouble at the store I worked security for. She "dropped by to say hi" and stole a bunch of things when I wasn't looking. I wasn't arrested, due to lack of any evidence. But my boss didn't care about evidence and fired me anyway. FML
Today, I was fired for being a very happy and perky employee. According to my boss, it freaks both the customers and my co-workers out. FML
Today, I was fired from my job because I, in my boss's words, "Abided by company policy to such an extent that customers were starting to hate me." FML
Today, I was fired for using violence and intimidation in the work place. I was a bouncer at a strip club. FML
Today, I was fired from my job for sexual harassment. I was shopping after work, and I had to get my female manager to give me a package of extra-large condoms from the lockbox. I could not convince her that I was not flirting, and she took it to HR. FML
Today, my boss fired me for causing a "commotion" at work while running the vacuum. FML
Today, I got fired from my new waitress job after 2 shifts. They said I wasn't experienced enough to handle the fast pace. I thought I'd been doing well so I asked my friend who works there what really happened. Apparently not showing my boobs enough at a family place was grounds for dismissal. FML
Today, my girlfriend came to my workplace to tell me she was breaking up with me. My boss, who was passing by, fired me for "chatting with friends" during work hours. FML
Feel like sharing it with the other FML users?
Thanks, your FML was submitted, and will appear in the moderation queue soon!
Top comments
kingtz 6
Lawsuit for wrongful termination!!!
AmberlovesJb 0
your boss probably wanted the pics too.
Add a comment · Reply to
You must be logged in to be able to post comments!
Comments (285)
skinollie 0
sue!! you'll definitely win!
tristbjorn 5
boss was probably in on it.
FMLsOhilarious 6
Well that's gross. Sucks for you.
yamiyaiba 5
Ydi for calling the police. Unless you had reported it to your boss previously, that was making too big of a deal out of it. Theres a proper order to things.
capnbzarr 43
The "proper order" in your opinion being the prevalent rape culture, where "good girls" are expected to endure any and all sexual harassment for the convenience of the asshole males who are "unable" (actually, unwilling) to control themselves? Would you still say it was the "proper order" if it was your mother, sister, or daughter being taken advantage of by a pervert?
Tuesdays76 0
Dear 181, **** YOU! Any girl that has been sexually Assaulted, Harassed, or Abused not only has the right to do something, but the DUTY! If this man wasn't caught and disciplined he would just keep doing it, then do worse things, and keep getting worse until they molest or rape someone. but you go ahead and make that right in your ****** up head. Sincerely, Tuesdays P.S. Karma is a bitch to people like you.
zimandme123 0
well why did you wear a shirt???
zimandme123 0
oops, I meant why did you wear a shit...
zimandme123 0
dammit, I meant skirt
Tuesdays76 0
Ha LOL at you!! Anyways, she was wearing a skirt for the same reason you wear what you wear, cause she felt like it.
portablecupid 3
Wearing a skirt is not an invitation for strangers to shove cameras between your legs.
cristalx33 0
i think u can sue for that
capnbzarr 43
Get a good lawyer. The company would much rather write you a big check or rehire you than deal with the horrible publicity a lawsuit would generate.
theSim1derful 2
Nice to see so many people validating rape culture and ****-shaming. No one deserves to be sexually harassed and just because someone doesn't want to take it anymore doesn't mean they're "overreacting". Good one taking a societal leaps backward, guys.
Tuesdays76 0
I Agree with you, I'm a guy and if I ever see anything like that going down I will personally crush the coward. You have to be a real sackless pussy to sexually abuse anyone. There are 3 kinds of people in this world that don't deserve to live. 1: Murderers 2: Rapists 3: Cat lovers (JK on the cat lovers... kinda)
pip74205 9
Sue for wrongful termination and Sexual Harassment.
Clarice1 9
I know people have already given you this advice, but I'll say it anyway: SUE. Going forward with a lawsuit can be a lot of trouble, and I understand why many people decide it's not worth it. It's your choice. But I think it could be empowering for you to stand up for yourself formally, and at the same time to help prevent this from happening to another woman.