Today, I got fired from my job. I caught a customer taking pictures up my skirt, and my boss fired me for calling the police and "making a big deal out of it". FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I got fired from work. Why? I finally took a stand for myself and confronted my coworker of writing things up in my name for herself, and it getting deducted from my check. So she went to the manager and accused me of sexual harassment. FML
Today, a customer at work became violent and started hitting me and my coworker. Not wanting him to get the shit beat out of us, I used a move that pinned the guy on the ground. The police came and he was arrested. I was then fired for assaulting a customer. FML
Today, my sister got me in deep trouble at the store I worked security for. She "dropped by to say hi" and stole a bunch of things when I wasn't looking. I wasn't arrested, due to lack of any evidence. But my boss didn't care about evidence and fired me anyway. FML
Today, I was fired for being a very happy and perky employee. According to my boss, it freaks both the customers and my co-workers out. FML
Today, I was fired from my job because I, in my boss's words, "Abided by company policy to such an extent that customers were starting to hate me." FML
Today, I was fired for using violence and intimidation in the work place. I was a bouncer at a strip club. FML
Today, I was fired from my job for sexual harassment. I was shopping after work, and I had to get my female manager to give me a package of extra-large condoms from the lockbox. I could not convince her that I was not flirting, and she took it to HR. FML
Today, my boss fired me for causing a "commotion" at work while running the vacuum. FML
Today, I got fired from my new waitress job after 2 shifts. They said I wasn't experienced enough to handle the fast pace. I thought I'd been doing well so I asked my friend who works there what really happened. Apparently not showing my boobs enough at a family place was grounds for dismissal. FML
Today, my girlfriend came to my workplace to tell me she was breaking up with me. My boss, who was passing by, fired me for "chatting with friends" during work hours. FML
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Top comments
kingtz 6
Lawsuit for wrongful termination!!!
AmberlovesJb 0
your boss probably wanted the pics too.
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Comments (285)
isaiah614 0
how bout you sue for wrongful termination
Prism_Perfect 3
I understand your concern over being fired, but I also can't imagine why calling the cops seemed warranted.
TheAcidRomance 0
I would sue the dog shit out of them if I were you.
jugar38 0
can u send me the pics jk jk jk thy suks
notthechosen 6
even if it was not wasn't a matter of race, religion or sexual orientation it still was a gender based discrimination. Fnzaf should count shouldn't it
angelschill 3
you should sue them. you would win and get alot of money
sabrinabeana 0
law suit!!
muffinhead32002 0
the fact that he fired you is illegal. you should sue his ass
jdc408cal 0
that sucks
jdc408cal 0
concealed handgun might help.
Kript069 0
Sue the hell out,of your old job