Today, I got fired from my job. I caught a customer taking pictures up my skirt, and my boss fired me for calling the police and "making a big deal out of it". FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I got fired from work. Why? I finally took a stand for myself and confronted my coworker of writing things up in my name for herself, and it getting deducted from my check. So she went to the manager and accused me of sexual harassment. FML
Today, a customer at work became violent and started hitting me and my coworker. Not wanting him to get the shit beat out of us, I used a move that pinned the guy on the ground. The police came and he was arrested. I was then fired for assaulting a customer. FML
Today, my sister got me in deep trouble at the store I worked security for. She "dropped by to say hi" and stole a bunch of things when I wasn't looking. I wasn't arrested, due to lack of any evidence. But my boss didn't care about evidence and fired me anyway. FML
Today, I was fired for being a very happy and perky employee. According to my boss, it freaks both the customers and my co-workers out. FML
Today, I was fired from my job because I, in my boss's words, "Abided by company policy to such an extent that customers were starting to hate me." FML
Today, I was fired for using violence and intimidation in the work place. I was a bouncer at a strip club. FML
Today, I was fired from my job for sexual harassment. I was shopping after work, and I had to get my female manager to give me a package of extra-large condoms from the lockbox. I could not convince her that I was not flirting, and she took it to HR. FML
Today, my boss fired me for causing a "commotion" at work while running the vacuum. FML
Today, I got fired from my new waitress job after 2 shifts. They said I wasn't experienced enough to handle the fast pace. I thought I'd been doing well so I asked my friend who works there what really happened. Apparently not showing my boobs enough at a family place was grounds for dismissal. FML
Today, my girlfriend came to my workplace to tell me she was breaking up with me. My boss, who was passing by, fired me for "chatting with friends" during work hours. FML
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Top comments
kingtz 6
Lawsuit for wrongful termination!!!
AmberlovesJb 0
your boss probably wanted the pics too.
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Comments (285)
StephWALKER 17
how the he'll did this post get do many YDI's? wtf
zombiekitten87 12
I'm not usually one to cry 'lawsuit'... but yeah. that's beyond any kind of questionable joke or shoulder touch they warn you about in those sexual harassment videos...
gemmyfay 0
dude sue the boss!
Eiregal 7
here in Ireland the boss would be ****** for doing that, don't have laws against being unfairly fired like that?
spd2fst4u 5
hello lawyer.
foost 0
uuck your boss fn duche bag
pegasus187 9
sue his ass! he can't fire you for that!
angeli_martin365 0
I would have done the same thing. That guy was such a pervert.
midgetgiraffe47 0
you should sue your boss for that. you'd get hella bank
calley123 0
that's stupid. you kinda did make a big deal out of it. I would've told him to get somewhere and to delete those pictures. your boss or whatever is an idiot too.