Today, I sprained my sternum in my rugby match. I now can't yell, laugh, cough, inhale or exhale fully, or sneeze without a sharp pain shooting through my chest. I have a pollen allergy, and sneeze every 5 or 10 minutes. FML
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Nimmrodel 11
A trip to the hospital may be beneficial.
Frelling 0
33, damn straight. Everyone knows they make rugby balls from pollen.
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my_usagi 0
that's rough
largefoofighter 0
least you haven't been slapped in the chest yet
gutzzzz 0
ya, but you should see the other guy. bet he doesn't have allergies though :P
Frelling 0
He?
gutzzzz 0
he, she, it's all the same. we are all man. right? no? ok, fine then, I'm sexist and saw rugby and assumed male :)
Bano360 25
So many insensitive people hitting ydi. How is it OP's fault?
Aldebaran_fml 0
If he does have pollen allergy he shouldn´t be practicing Rugby since he´s exposing himself to polen, he doen´t deserved his sternum sprain, but he does deserve the allergic part since he exposed himself to his allergen.
Frelling 0
33, damn straight. Everyone knows they make rugby balls from pollen.
insanesna1l 0
I thought NRL balls were made from frozen dinosaur testicles?
KELSEYJOHNSON23 5
sternum is a bone and you can't sprain bones? sprains are in the muscle.. how much of this is true because a doctor wouldn't tell you that
2010smhill2010 0
no no no...its made from a portion of a dinosaur penis..
Frelling 0
Dino bell end?
jess2gd4u 0
this why girls don't play rugby!!! lol jokes!!! go broncos or wallabies !!
blackbird31 0
So you sprained a bone? Playing rugby whilst also being female? In America? I'm calling BS on this. None of those things can ever happen.
jes1610 6
56 I play rugby and I'm a female in America. she probably BRUISED her sternum not sprained it that's stupid. I sprained my wrist recently at a match and it hurts like hell. injuries in game suck
marinus_fml 20
******* rep that shit up! Springboks for life :D yeah women do play! I watched some games.
HeartnSoul 3
YDI for playing rugby
Nimmrodel 11
A trip to the hospital may be beneficial.
Nimmrodel 11
Pain medication
aquariusangel420 0
Yah allergy meds like zertec you should take IMMEDITALY and maybe you should drink that eases the pain BUT DONT take it with the meds!!!
SuckerPunchurMom 0
Not much to say. Fu*k your life.
Jimboom 12
Stop breathing... Problem sorted. ;-)
trick619 0
true that. op needs to stay away from flowers and the garden ha
smileeee_fml 0
nothing but fyl. get well soon (:
Javgirl 4
That's what he gets
seraphxchild 3
my friends dad broke two ribs when he sneezed so it could be worse :D
Monkyman2006 1
how is this at all relevant to the subject at hand? I would also be willing to bet that a sprained sternum is a bit worse than 2 broken ribs. FYL and get well soon, OP.
starreidy 4
that was a powerful sneeze huh?..
abceasyas123abc 12
Probably time to hit up the Claratyne/Zyrtec/something else along these lines, OP.
SuckerPunchurMom 0
Perhaps some meth?
allmidnighteyes 11
Meth? Because inhaling fumes that will irritate your lungs and likely make you cough even more is a great idea for the OP. Every other time though, I'd be on-board with the meth thing.
Wambachuki 5
Maybe even some horse tranquilizers.
2010smhill2010 0
meth? weed would be better....yea i kno op would have to inhale, but i would help with the pain.
TheNewGuy03 29
glad to be surrounded by such geniuses. |the kid|
Creedlord 0
at least u still can have sex right^^
sincerely331 0
How are yu going to tell OP to stop breathing? What a dumb ass... As for yu OP, yeahhh yur life is ******
ICaughtFire 4
Um, I'm pretty sure the "stop breathing" comment was a joke. Chill.
carpe09diem 0
but you can type just fine :)
RedPillSucks 33
typing doesn't require sharp or deep breathing.