Today, I got fired from my job. I caught a customer taking pictures up my skirt, and my boss fired me for calling the police and "making a big deal out of it". FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I got fired from work. Why? I finally took a stand for myself and confronted my coworker of writing things up in my name for herself, and it getting deducted from my check. So she went to the manager and accused me of sexual harassment. FML
Today, a customer at work became violent and started hitting me and my coworker. Not wanting him to get the shit beat out of us, I used a move that pinned the guy on the ground. The police came and he was arrested. I was then fired for assaulting a customer. FML
Today, my sister got me in deep trouble at the store I worked security for. She "dropped by to say hi" and stole a bunch of things when I wasn't looking. I wasn't arrested, due to lack of any evidence. But my boss didn't care about evidence and fired me anyway. FML
Today, I was fired for being a very happy and perky employee. According to my boss, it freaks both the customers and my co-workers out. FML
Today, I was fired from my job because I, in my boss's words, "Abided by company policy to such an extent that customers were starting to hate me." FML
Today, I was fired for using violence and intimidation in the work place. I was a bouncer at a strip club. FML
Today, I was fired from my job for sexual harassment. I was shopping after work, and I had to get my female manager to give me a package of extra-large condoms from the lockbox. I could not convince her that I was not flirting, and she took it to HR. FML
Today, my boss fired me for causing a "commotion" at work while running the vacuum. FML
Today, I got fired from my new waitress job after 2 shifts. They said I wasn't experienced enough to handle the fast pace. I thought I'd been doing well so I asked my friend who works there what really happened. Apparently not showing my boobs enough at a family place was grounds for dismissal. FML
Today, my girlfriend came to my workplace to tell me she was breaking up with me. My boss, who was passing by, fired me for "chatting with friends" during work hours. FML
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Top comments
kingtz 6
Lawsuit for wrongful termination!!!
AmberlovesJb 0
your boss probably wanted the pics too.
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Comments (285)
lmaoatall 6
revise the police report and tell them you now believe your boss was in on the photo shoot
blackvyper 8
Well you should have rolled with it! Sucks to be you I guess.
annihil8or 15
Well I guess ur not gonna have to work again for A VERY LONG TIME!
ray72 2
I would definatley sue for wrongfull termination! this is so wrong in so many ways.
panzer1102 0
Sue them!!! Any lawyer will take the case :)
Burbman 1
you could take him to court you know
thaney18 0
I'd punch him in the throat.
Neopopulas 9
*coughUnfair dismissal suitcough* *coughpolice report evidence cough* *CouchStop bitching and do something cough*
surfinsailor 0
There's really not enough to go on in this FML, however firing an employee for calling the police when she was sexually harassed is almost always excessive. She has the right to inform the police, and her employer ought to deal with the relatively minor disruption to his or her business. There are laws protecting employees in extreme cases like this, but the devil is in the details (and the boss's justification). Simply calling the police after being sexually harassed by a customer, if that is the entirety of the incident, is not grounds for termination, but in this economy you can't be too careful with your job.
eablue_fml 6
theres a special section by the gov that looks into stuff like this... but ya , bring him to court , you'll win .