Today, I got fired from my job. I caught a customer taking pictures up my skirt, and my boss fired me for calling the police and "making a big deal out of it". FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I got fired from work. Why? I finally took a stand for myself and confronted my coworker of writing things up in my name for herself, and it getting deducted from my check. So she went to the manager and accused me of sexual harassment. FML
Today, a customer at work became violent and started hitting me and my coworker. Not wanting him to get the shit beat out of us, I used a move that pinned the guy on the ground. The police came and he was arrested. I was then fired for assaulting a customer. FML
Today, my sister got me in deep trouble at the store I worked security for. She "dropped by to say hi" and stole a bunch of things when I wasn't looking. I wasn't arrested, due to lack of any evidence. But my boss didn't care about evidence and fired me anyway. FML
Today, I was fired for being a very happy and perky employee. According to my boss, it freaks both the customers and my co-workers out. FML
Today, I was fired from my job because I, in my boss's words, "Abided by company policy to such an extent that customers were starting to hate me." FML
Today, I was fired for using violence and intimidation in the work place. I was a bouncer at a strip club. FML
Today, I was fired from my job for sexual harassment. I was shopping after work, and I had to get my female manager to give me a package of extra-large condoms from the lockbox. I could not convince her that I was not flirting, and she took it to HR. FML
Today, my boss fired me for causing a "commotion" at work while running the vacuum. FML
Today, I got fired from my new waitress job after 2 shifts. They said I wasn't experienced enough to handle the fast pace. I thought I'd been doing well so I asked my friend who works there what really happened. Apparently not showing my boobs enough at a family place was grounds for dismissal. FML
Today, my girlfriend came to my workplace to tell me she was breaking up with me. My boss, who was passing by, fired me for "chatting with friends" during work hours. FML
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Top comments
kingtz 6
Lawsuit for wrongful termination!!!
AmberlovesJb 0
your boss probably wanted the pics too.
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Comments (285)
jcdiva7 0
Wtf. Time for a lawsuit
Faz7875 2
Sue em. Can't sack u for that.
tmc8907 18
I smell a lawsuit!
shakeTHEworld 12
Well, look at it this way. Go find a new job with reasonable manager. I mean, let's think of it this way: Say you weren't fired, and a robber was robbing your store while you're working. I assume that the manager would make it your fault that the store was robbed. So yeah, everything has an upside.
beatrucelynn 0
we live in perverted times, my friend.
Buschmeister 0
You just hit the lotto....sue the shit out of him and the company. They'll settle out of court and he'll get fired
sematariux 7
definently sue your boss and the company
GypsyBitch 0
I totally see a settlement in your future ;)
apf413 0
I'm pretty sure you can sue for unlawful termination. you can sue him for being a participant in sexual harassment!
beachgirly12 0
wow u should have taking matters into your hands and slapped that perv!!!!! then u should have taken whatever he was pictures with and smashed it