Today, I got fired from my job. I caught a customer taking pictures up my skirt, and my boss fired me for calling the police and "making a big deal out of it". FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I got fired from work. Why? I finally took a stand for myself and confronted my coworker of writing things up in my name for herself, and it getting deducted from my check. So she went to the manager and accused me of sexual harassment. FML
Today, a customer at work became violent and started hitting me and my coworker. Not wanting him to get the shit beat out of us, I used a move that pinned the guy on the ground. The police came and he was arrested. I was then fired for assaulting a customer. FML
Today, my sister got me in deep trouble at the store I worked security for. She "dropped by to say hi" and stole a bunch of things when I wasn't looking. I wasn't arrested, due to lack of any evidence. But my boss didn't care about evidence and fired me anyway. FML
Today, I was fired for being a very happy and perky employee. According to my boss, it freaks both the customers and my co-workers out. FML
Today, I was fired from my job because I, in my boss's words, "Abided by company policy to such an extent that customers were starting to hate me." FML
Today, I was fired for using violence and intimidation in the work place. I was a bouncer at a strip club. FML
Today, I was fired from my job for sexual harassment. I was shopping after work, and I had to get my female manager to give me a package of extra-large condoms from the lockbox. I could not convince her that I was not flirting, and she took it to HR. FML
Today, my boss fired me for causing a "commotion" at work while running the vacuum. FML
Today, I got fired from my new waitress job after 2 shifts. They said I wasn't experienced enough to handle the fast pace. I thought I'd been doing well so I asked my friend who works there what really happened. Apparently not showing my boobs enough at a family place was grounds for dismissal. FML
Today, my girlfriend came to my workplace to tell me she was breaking up with me. My boss, who was passing by, fired me for "chatting with friends" during work hours. FML
Feel like sharing it with the other FML users?
Thanks, your FML was submitted, and will appear in the moderation queue soon!
Top comments
kingtz 6
Lawsuit for wrongful termination!!!
AmberlovesJb 0
your boss probably wanted the pics too.
Add a comment · Reply to
You must be logged in to be able to post comments!
Comments (285)
marissabunge23 0
who does that?
saturnfive 5
I understand you were violated, and any self respecting woman would do that. But still, stupid of you. Should have just let it slide. Can't be that big of a deal. Why didn't you just walk away? I'm sure he didn't aim the camera while on the floor.
portablecupid 3
Stupid of her for sticking up for herself? Yeah, alright. I guess the proper thing to do was to let the guy make off with her upskirt pictures, then allow him to run free and harass more women. Idiot.
ladyvidel 19
Your boss should be fired for sexual harassment. Since you have nothing to lose, file a report on him too.
Calyx_fml 22
The customer is always right. Next time smile for the camera.
Tuesdays76 0
Guess who was paying the guy to take the pictures? ha jk, but seriously WTF is wrong with these dudes heads? there was recently a local story where a guy was caught video taping girls in a Forever 21 dressing rooms under the doors. Learn to control your urges you pathetic cowards! and if you can't use the dam Internet.
varkey 7
wtf, if you were wearing underwear all he could see is that, and if you're not wearing underwear, that's extremely messed up but you should certainly not be fired for this, so FYL
mrbungles 0
Lol. I wanna see.
thatdesertdude 7
I never believe these crazy stupid "I got fired" posts. half the reasons given for being fired violate so many labor laws that if it really happened the posters should be calling a lawyer, not bitching here.
OllyxLoser 0
This is ******* hilarious, but sad. lol.
trold 0
I'm guessing this ones fake bosses can't fire you for calling the police because your rights are violated and they know that if it did happen sue your boss