Today, I got fired from my new waitress job after 2 shifts. They said I wasn't experienced enough to handle the fast pace. I thought I'd been doing well so I asked my friend who works there what really happened. Apparently not showing my boobs enough at a family place was grounds for dismissal. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was fired because my boss found out I had been looking for a new job. Then, I got a call from my only job prospect, saying I was overqualified and too young to work there as a waitress. FML
Today, after a month at my new job, my boss fired me because I didn't have enough experience. She hired me with full knowledge of this fact. FML
Today, I got fired from my job. I caught a customer taking pictures up my skirt, and my boss fired me for calling the police and "making a big deal out of it". FML
Today, I was fired from my job as a waitress, all because someone complained there was too much seasoning in their food. As I said, I'm a waitress. This happened the same week I was hired. FML
Today, despite filling all the parameters for a model employee and being praised by multiple people over the time I was working, I was fired because a client complained to my manager that I didn't seem to know what I was doing. FML
Today, after a long couple of months working non-stop, I finally got someone to cover my shift. Turns out she was joking, and when I didn't show up for work, I was fired. FML
Today, I got fired after three days at my new job. They told me it was because of downsizing. They were still interviewing people and had a help wanted sign in the window. FML
Today, I was fired because a patron complained that she didn't like the way I kept staring at her kids. I was a lifeguard. FML
Today, I was fired for using violence and intimidation in the work place. I was a bouncer at a strip club. FML
Today, I got fired from my job. When I asked why, all that was said to me was, "We don't have to disclose that information, but you did nothing wrong. It's just not working out." FML
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Top comments
xwendifferx 16
That is so unfair. Don't loose your self respect for a job.
shiffizzle 13
You don't want to work at a place like that anyways. You deserve a better job where they actually treat their employees with self respect.
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Comments (56)
xwendifferx 16
That is so unfair. Don't loose your self respect for a job.
siggy_mcsigx 22
A woman can show some skin and still respect herself.... As long as it is her choice and not coercion from the management.
sweetnsourrr 11
#28 She didn't say showing skin your is disrespecting yourself...
shessohighh 10
Definitely unfair and grounds for wrongful termination. Your boss is a twat.
klipper57 12
Op should have just popped her shirt open a little more
Fayern 13
She shouldn't have to in order to keep a job, #53.
Ceecee9c 10
Usually grammar doesn't bother me but I have to know why some people are using "loose" instead of "lose"
xwendifferx 16
#68 I barely noticed that and it's bothering me too. oops
TallMist 32
#68 and #70 I think it's a joke about loose shirts being revealing... Or I assume it is.
Daelynn_17 19
well, they didn't have to be such a boob about it.
tzemmy 25
how does one be "such a boob"?
SPFINATOR1993 10
Why does this have negative votes????
Sky_High_Flying 16
#10 Have you not watched Drake and Josh?
thatADHDdude 21
#10 by repeating stuff for emphasis. EMPHASIS!
KinkyMissBinky 23
More like you got fired because they can't hande your choice to be modest.
PrimeEvilTahir 24
Exactly. If OP wanted to show boobs, she could've been a stripper not a waitress.
notsoanonymous3 20
Or work at Hooters...
SkullsRules1 26
Maybe you can go somewhere they respect you now :)
shiffizzle 13
You don't want to work at a place like that anyways. You deserve a better job where they actually treat their employees with self respect.
Tthug 34
Self respect is your own opinion of yourself, not what your employer thinks. But I agree that it's no good to work at a place that doesn't respect you.
shiffizzle 13
Whoops, you're right. I must have been typing too fast. At least you knew what my intentions were when saying it.
Llama_Man2000 26
That sucks OP but if those are the rules of working there then it's probably good you're not there any more.
MDoremis 38
Not showing them ENOUGH? Are you kidding me?
FALLENSEBZERO 16
**** them and their ****.
xChaos 29
Gladly.
rocketgurl 15
You should show them your sexiest asset: your middle finger.
triplebeerox 27
you' d think that your friend would' ve told you about the boob rule before you applied so that you'd know what to expect...
Tthug 34
Maybe it was a friend she made on the job?
Setareh23 34
Perhaps the friend was a cook or a male waiter, and since the rule didnt really apply to them it didn't occur to them to warn her?