Today, I was on the phone with my little sister as she explained that all these guys like her now that she's so skinny and beautiful. My mom must have overheard me tell my sister that at least I was a cuter child, because my mom laughed and said, "Yeah right, we had to buy you fat kid diapers." FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my boyfriend told my four-year-old sister that "fatass" means "beautiful lady." I didn't know about this until I took my sister shopping with me. The woman at the till said she was adorable; my sister replied, "Thanks, fatass." FML
Today, I told my kids that our family dog was getting too fat and we should give him a little less food. My youngest daughter whispered to her sister, "Mommy's fat and we still give her food." FML
Today, I got out of the shower and my 3 year old sister comes into the bathroom and says "I want big boobies like yours when I grow up." And from the other room I hear my dad go "Sweetie, you've already got bigger boobs than your sister." FML
Today, I told my mom I was excited my boobs were getting bigger. She told me that that's what happens when you get fat. FML
Today, my aunt said that it looked like I lost some weight. I was pleased with this, since I've been trying to lose some. My mom, for some reason, thought it was insulting. She pulled me to aside to assure me that I most definitely don't look any skinnier. FML
Today, my mom took a picture of me. All she could say about the picture was, "At least your sister is pretty." FML
Today, I went to my parents' house. I recently lost about 30 lbs. My mom hugged me and said, "Aww, you're not my chubby baby girl anymore." She then said she wished I were still fat because she missed it. She's the reason I lost the weight; she used to tease and taunt me. Thanks Mom. FML
Today, my sister asked me if any of my family members had commented on my recent weight gain. I told her, "No, not really." Her reply? "They must just being saying it behind your back then." FML
Today, I went to my boyfriend's house to meet his parents. Right when I arrived, his little sister said, "She's a lot fatter than you said!" FML
Today, my sister teased me about being a mistake baby. When I told my mom what my sister said, her response was "I still love you anyway". FML
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Top comments
DirtyParkBench 0
They make fat kid diapers?
lich_fml 0
What is it with moms these days? jeez.
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onlycusimbored 0
YDI for lying Off topic: not first.
ChrisWasHere 0
Number 1: IDG how she deserves it. Just because she's overweight doesn't mean she's not cute. And, to the OP. Your mother is a ******* retard. I swear, I hate parents like yours. I bet the OP's mom is a drunky.
Ughsucks 0
Pics or it didn't happen.
jasmine1259 2
people are so quick to call the mom names. you guys don't know the whole story. maybe her sister IS cuter. and don't call the mom a retard i hate people that use that word to insult someone. Just cause her mom told her the truth doesn't make her stupid.
lich_fml 0
What is it with moms these days? jeez.
ilg4evr 0
I agree. Why do moms have to say things like that? My friend is pretty fat and quiet and his mom is always like "You'll never get a girlfriend! Hahaha you're fat, try to get a girl!" It's like SHUT UP. Stupid...
seb12992 0
Probably one of those stupid hill billy moms who's daughter gets pregnant at 16.
fishsandwich 0
I know, parents can be such assholes these days
DirtyParkBench 0
They make fat kid diapers?
volleyballgirl16 0
i guess probably they call them hefty? i dunno just a thought
HouseElf 13
Aren't those trash bags? Hahaha
ToBeH 0
Haha I agree with #3. XDD Fat kid diapers?
DirtyParkBench 0
I'm picturing sumo wrestlers.
ChrisWasHere 0
I'm picturing YOU a sumo wrestler. You won't even post a picture of yourself. LOL. Your life must suck worse than the OP if you have to put a picture of a baby up instead of your face up.
darkmis1 18
you wont post a picture of yourself either
theluckygirl28 8
yep, and neither will you. (:
ChrisWasHere 0
You must have a promblem with your eye sockets, because I believe there is a picture posted of myself.. but not one of yourself. Hypocrite.
cucumberfabulous 7
I bet Chris is cuter.. I can already tell .. ha..........
brutal_banger 10
that's not a very attractive picture you just look like a pale douchebag.
XOfiestypixie 0
aw that's horrible =/
bethechange_fml 0
She was just joking.
ZoomIn12 0
Lol YDI for trying to beat your little sister..
DirtyParkBench 0
I agree. She was trying to bring her sister down and it backfired. Who counters "All these guys like me because I'm skinny and beautiful" with.... "Well, I was a cuter kid."
Ligerie 0
Its a little like peaking in High school I assume. You always have to bring up your prime which is now meaningless, except OP thinks she peaked at three.
xxdani 0
she could have been kidding...like saying in a joking way 'at least i was a cuter child'
M13LO 0
I'm going to be a troll!
jaybrown 0
12th!!! Fat babies are cuuuute...
Calaura9 0
I think fat/chubby babies are cute!
DirtyParkBench 0
I don't. I see all these chubby formula-fed babies, wearing clothes that are meant for ages way above them, and they're all shorter and younger than my son. I think it's sad. Way to set kids up for life-long obesity.
sucka4love 0
babies are supposed to eat and get fat once they start walking it comes off and they'll slim down. stop starving your kid because you think its going to make them obese smh
CFR 0
Yeah... unless you encourage your kid to eat healthy and be active at the same time, you're going to totally mess up their metabolism and they might end up obese anyways. Remember though, that some people are just born that way, large or small. The the OP, don't worry about it. I was the biggest baby of my two sisters and I, and now I'm the smallest, particularly in height.
CFR 0
...and while you're talking about clothes. Have you noticed how skanky little girl's clothes have gotten lately? It's because so many women are the same size as kids now and they have to do their shopping in the kid's section. I think the fact that grown women have to wear little girl's clothes is more pathetic.
anniebananie 3
#39 - I think the real problem here is vanity sizing. Oftentimes small-framed women are relegated to shopping in the kids section because of size inflation. I wear a 0 or XS in some stores, and I am definitely not thin. Sometimes I wonder where I would go to find clothes if I lost a few pounds.
CFR 0
I guess you have a point...=P lol the only thing I know about my size is that I'm a medium.