Today, I got an allergic reaction to Nair. It was so bad I had to have my girlfriend take me to the hospital at 2am. Where was the allergic reaction? On my nuts. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I wanted to take a nice hot relaxing bath. A wasp somehow got in, and stung me on the nuts. FML
Today, I wanted to look really good for my date. I was a little self-conscious, so I decided to use Nair on my upper lip just in case I had a female mustache. Unfortunately, it turns out I'm allergic to Nair. Now I DO have a mustache. A rash mustache. FML
Today, I had an allergic reaction to my deodorant. My armpits wouldn't stop itching, and by the time my shift was over, they were raw and bloody. FML
Today, I had to go to the ER because of a terrible allergic reaction I had to the cookies my "friend" made for me. She assured me several times that there were no nuts in them. Turns out, she put nuts in them on purpose, to see whether or not I was really allergic. FML
Today, as a joke, my friends plastic wrapped me to my bed while I was sleeping, I had an allergic reaction to the plastic and had to have the girl I like come cut me out and give me my meds. I sleep naked and was unable to put on clothes during this time. She saw me naked, swollen and with hives. FML
Today, I decided to be safe and tested a small dime-sized amount of Nair on my inner arm before using it. I didn't react badly. But as soon as it was washed off from my down-there hair I sure as hell reacted, with small bumpy red dots that look like an STD. FML
Today, I had to drive my girlfriend to the hospital because she had a severe allergic reaction to the flowers I brought her. FML
Today, I forgot my boyfriend was allergic to nuts and ate Nutella toast before he arrived. He had just brought me flowers for doing well in an exam and I kissed him. He had a reaction and I had to stab him in the leg. FML
Today, I found out I'm allergic to my wife's new medicated handcream after I came down with a nasty, itchy rash on my chest, stomach, cock, and balls. FML
Today, I was rushed to the emergency room for severe facial rashes. My boyfriend and I then found out I'm allergic to seminal fluid. FML
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Anonnamus 0
Have you ever heard the saying, "Hair on your pair? Use Nair!"? Neither have I.
pandemic_fml 0
Nair is not for your junk, OP! Directions: Read them.
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Comments (194)
awkwardkayy 0
hahahaha that is the funniest thing I've ever heard! ydi
cigi316 13
that had 2 painful!!
calkim 0
read the warnings on the pack next time douche. or you could just stop being a little bitch and not worry about having pubes.
rohosoccer08 1
a lot of girls like a guy clean shaven down there, it just feels better!
purplemnm 9
yea, we don't friggin pubes in our mouth.
rohosoccer08 1
my point exactly!
honestlove11 0
sick. lol. I prefer he doesn't shave. ew..
purplemnm 9
you have a pube fetish eeew
militarybrat 21
97 im one of the ones :) he likes certain things and i cant physically do it with hair in my mouth
paigeatsflesh 11
omg that's hallarious. xD and I think it's hot when guys shave. but nair........... not so much.
imNotWavy 0
DOES ANYBODY KNOW IF HE DIED??
AbsentGod 2
Hopefully, by time the rash clears, your balls will still be as smooth as eggs =))
Joey7361 0
you idiot ydi
breanna_nicole 0
heey dumbaass , that's for girls youu idiott ! I doubt you even have nuts cause if you had any , you'd have the balls to use a razor and shaaave .
50epidemic 0
YDI for nairing your balls!!
imNotWavy 0
DOES ANYONE KNOW IF HE IS ALIVE??
Anonnamus 0
No. He died of an ingrown hair.
Anonnamus 0
Anyone know how I can delete my comment?it seems that I have now responded to two comments that mysteriously disappeared, so it appears I am talking to myself.