Today, I got an allergic reaction to Nair. It was so bad I had to have my girlfriend take me to the hospital at 2am. Where was the allergic reaction? On my nuts. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
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Today, as a joke, my friends plastic wrapped me to my bed while I was sleeping, I had an allergic reaction to the plastic and had to have the girl I like come cut me out and give me my meds. I sleep naked and was unable to put on clothes during this time. She saw me naked, swollen and with hives. FML
Today, I decided to be safe and tested a small dime-sized amount of Nair on my inner arm before using it. I didn't react badly. But as soon as it was washed off from my down-there hair I sure as hell reacted, with small bumpy red dots that look like an STD. FML
Today, I had to drive my girlfriend to the hospital because she had a severe allergic reaction to the flowers I brought her. FML
Today, I forgot my boyfriend was allergic to nuts and ate Nutella toast before he arrived. He had just brought me flowers for doing well in an exam and I kissed him. He had a reaction and I had to stab him in the leg. FML
Today, I found out I'm allergic to my wife's new medicated handcream after I came down with a nasty, itchy rash on my chest, stomach, cock, and balls. FML
Today, I was rushed to the emergency room for severe facial rashes. My boyfriend and I then found out I'm allergic to seminal fluid. FML
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Anonnamus 0
Have you ever heard the saying, "Hair on your pair? Use Nair!"? Neither have I.
pandemic_fml 0
Nair is not for your junk, OP! Directions: Read them.
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Comments (194)
srunano 4
Reminds me of American Pie when that dude super glues his hand to his nuts and the other to a **** video. Op I would usually say fyl to anything regarding someones family jewels being desecrated but this time ydi for not reading the warning label.
calkim 0
your such an idiot I had to post again so you could hear me say it twice
srunano 4
Win?
zolltf 4
Nah, fail.
arielradonski 0
ow
Joshua95 0
Hehe, I was thinking of trying Nair on my balls, since no matter what my razor cant seem to get rid of certain spots. Since the bottles here rarely have English on em I might never have found out till it was too late. This post saved me from going to a hospital and explaining to my parents my utter disgust of pubes
xXSc3n1cXx 0
whoa. where the eff do you live
f_your_life_09 0
@33 ( and the OP...and pretty much any other guy willing to use nair ) use a womans 5 blade razor... my boyfriend borrowed my razor cuz his was dull ( I have the Venus Embrace ) and I had to go buy a new one cuz he liked it so much. it works amazing he didn't get like any hair for a week!!
jellybean120 10
it burns like hell! it happened to me one. on my legs!
kyonichii 4
Try Veet. =p
militarybrat 21
Im sure thats sarcasm. Even on the veet sensitive it says not to use on genitals.
imNotWavy 0
DOES ANYBODY KNOW HOW DIED???
lickmyjock 0
I tried nairing my chest once. didnt really do anything besides smell really really awful.
purplemnm 9
you have to trim longer hairs first before applying it
Rickyretardo 0
LOL just LOL
perdix 31
Everyone knows you can't use Nair on your pubes! That's why we have to buy fine products like the Mangroomer™, and learn to use them properly.