Today, I was rushed to the emergency room for severe facial rashes. My boyfriend and I then found out I'm allergic to seminal fluid. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I am violently allergic to my boyfriend's new hand cream. I know this because after last night's quickie on the sofa, I now have a rash all over my skin and weeping sores inside my vagina and around my bum hole. FML
Today, I realised I’m allergic to sperm. I was a virgin until recently and my vagina always seemed to itch for days after sex, and I thought that might be normal, but then today I agreed to let my boyfriend facial me and within minutes I had a massive rash everywhere it touched my skin. FML
Today, I have a rash all over my face because yesterday my boyfriend broke up with me. Apparently, I am allergic to the something in the tissues with which I was blowing my nose and wiping away my tears. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I got intimate for the first time. A few hours later, we discovered he's highly allergic to my Summer's Eve soap. He looks like he's been attacked by bees. Yay for losing my v-card. FML
Today, I lost my virginity to my long time boyfriend and found out I'm severely allergic to latex. I also found out that my family doctor had been transferred to the ER. He went to play golf with my dad later. FML
Today, I was eating out with my partner, and we decided to use the new lube we bought. Things went great until I later realized I was allergic to it and a large red rash spread all across my mouth and chin. It won't go away. FML
Today, I woke up with a rash all across my body. Last night, my boyfriend and I got it on in some bushes, and it seems one of those was poison ivy. FML
Today, I discovered that I have developed an allergy to salt water on my face. Now, every time I sweat or cry, I come up in a bright red rash. I am allergic to my own bodily fluids. FML
Today, I found out I'm allergic to my wife's new medicated handcream after I came down with a nasty, itchy rash on my chest, stomach, cock, and balls. FML
Today, I found out my ex gave me an STI. Today I also found out I'm allergic to the medication. FML
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Chazzster 32
Just one guys opinion - I think it’s stupid for real life. Leave the penis in, more stimulation that way. Life is not a porno, you don’t have to see the cum to know you orgasmed.
voltroz 18
But it differs for different gals. Some gals likes it, some irks them. One ex I knew wants it on her tummy, one demands to see the white cum before she is satisfied... One likes it in her mouth... But not many likes it on their face and hair...
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Marcella1016 32
Informal poll: Is it common for people in relationships (and not in relationships, I guess) to engage in “facials” after fellatio or intercourse? Obviously it’s very common in ****, but I’m wondering how common it is in real life, such as with a partner you trust, or whether it is considered degrading. I’d love to hear thoughts on it from both men and women. Also - not judging either way; I’m just genuinely curious.
RichardPencil 32
It's something that doesn't really exist in the real world and is just created by the **** industry for visual effect -- just like female orgasms.
Chazzster 32
Just one guys opinion - I think it’s stupid for real life. Leave the penis in, more stimulation that way. Life is not a porno, you don’t have to see the cum to know you orgasmed.
voltroz 18
But it differs for different gals. Some gals likes it, some irks them. One ex I knew wants it on her tummy, one demands to see the white cum before she is satisfied... One likes it in her mouth... But not many likes it on their face and hair...
xxlk4xx 6
as a women, I do not like it on the face lol, if it gets on the face then it's likely going in my hair and that shit is hard to get out! husband either just stays in there, uses my belly, or we have "the towel" but my face is off limits haha
tounces7 28
Pretty sure allergies aren't just limited to the outside of your skin, so I don't think there's any good outcome of this.
rotflqtms_ 21
Some people have areas of their body that = more sensitive than others. I know for a fact that my face is more sensitive than the rest of my body. I can put any lotion on my hands and parts of my body, but let me try that on my face and it burns and breaks out.
momth3penguin 4
Just because you haven’t seen female orgasms does not mean they don’t exist, it means you need to put in more work.
diraven 15
Tell him to aim better