Today, I got an allergic reaction to Nair. It was so bad I had to have my girlfriend take me to the hospital at 2am. Where was the allergic reaction? On my nuts. FML
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I wanted to take a nice hot relaxing bath. A wasp somehow got in, and stung me on the nuts. FML
Today, I wanted to look really good for my date. I was a little self-conscious, so I decided to use Nair on my upper lip just in case I had a female mustache. Unfortunately, it turns out I'm allergic to Nair. Now I DO have a mustache. A rash mustache. FML
Today, I had an allergic reaction to my deodorant. My armpits wouldn't stop itching, and by the time my shift was over, they were raw and bloody. FML
Today, I had to go to the ER because of a terrible allergic reaction I had to the cookies my "friend" made for me. She assured me several times that there were no nuts in them. Turns out, she put nuts in them on purpose, to see whether or not I was really allergic. FML
Today, as a joke, my friends plastic wrapped me to my bed while I was sleeping, I had an allergic reaction to the plastic and had to have the girl I like come cut me out and give me my meds. I sleep naked and was unable to put on clothes during this time. She saw me naked, swollen and with hives. FML
Today, I decided to be safe and tested a small dime-sized amount of Nair on my inner arm before using it. I didn't react badly. But as soon as it was washed off from my down-there hair I sure as hell reacted, with small bumpy red dots that look like an STD. FML
Today, I had to drive my girlfriend to the hospital because she had a severe allergic reaction to the flowers I brought her. FML
Today, I forgot my boyfriend was allergic to nuts and ate Nutella toast before he arrived. He had just brought me flowers for doing well in an exam and I kissed him. He had a reaction and I had to stab him in the leg. FML
Today, I found out I'm allergic to my wife's new medicated handcream after I came down with a nasty, itchy rash on my chest, stomach, cock, and balls. FML
Today, I was rushed to the emergency room for severe facial rashes. My boyfriend and I then found out I'm allergic to seminal fluid. FML
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Anonnamus 0
Have you ever heard the saying, "Hair on your pair? Use Nair!"? Neither have I.
pandemic_fml 0
Nair is not for your junk, OP! Directions: Read them.
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Comments (194)
aznbeauty250 0
ouchh man that sucks...but what were you doing using nair?! last i heard that was a LADY product....just saying..
mitch707 0
Try scissors and a shaver next time OP u fool
erikahhh 0
YDI for using your girlfriend's nair!
tweetbaby14 18
Nair isn't for dudes and it even says on the can not to use on or near penial (I don't think I spelled that right) areas mening not near your penis. and when you say girlfriend I'm gonna assume you meant a friend that is also a gay guy ok and ydi fruitcup
jdub28 0
actually they have Nair for men now, but it says right on the instructions to test on a public area in small amount in order to make sure you don't have an allergic reaction. YDI for not reading directions.
perdix 31
jdub28, I hope you meant "pubic" area, not "public" area. The f-ing "Law" here and "Societal Norms" here makes me keep my pubic area private!
caits13 0
42, read it again. You fail.
Anonnamus 0
45, read it again. You fail. :)
fsebastianslife 0
gee, next time y dnt u try using a samurai sword
ericvolp12 0
wow ydi fool
Pearljammer001 0
haha 45 fails! dude the golden rule of fml ; never contradict perdix, he's always right!
Jrook 0
49 lol loooooooser
sleekRelease 0
Perdix is a prick and you know it. Stop following false idols, you dumb sheep.
Mitchie2126 0
dude I hate shots anyway but in the balls that just sucks
amymarie13 0
fyl. i love a man that keeps his area clean and free of hair.
mfmylifesrsly 30
ahhh Nairobi works SO good, and smooth. and everyone they have a Nairobi for guys so stfu. however, I'm one of the few girls that enjoys some hair..O_O
Sickkid97 5
y did u Even want to grow more Hair down there?!?!?!
bunny911 16
87 WTF? nair removes hair, it doesn't make it grow.
perdix 31
#77 mfmylifesrsly, how do you know about this stuff? Do you live in Montrose? :D Where do you get the guy's version? Please let me know and I'll happily STFU and apply it in silence. TIA
strawberryhtty 0
lol perdix u godda love the morons of the world
purplemnm 9
107 you're that ******* chick they found yesterday...WTF are you doing?
mfmylifesrsly 30
WTF iPod touch apelt nair nariobi wtf
perdix 31
119, that's hilarious! Nairobi would be a great name for a version of Nair that works on the pubes. Nairobi is in the jungle on the Dark Continent. You may gave accidentally invented one of the greatest product names ever! I'll let you me our product distributor in the Montrose area ;)
waNgEmsauCe 0
YDI for being a sissy and trying to Nair your balls.... grow up... it's just hair man
jayjaysmokerson 0
Nairobi is not in the jungle dumbass.
Pearljammer001 0
hahaha your just jealous because you can't outdo perdix ^^^^^
Pearljammer001 0
not supposed to go here^
strandedinalimo 0
There are several sexy redhead women on this comment thread. This makes me very happy.
perdix 31
How about the guys who are earth-toned stripes? Rawr!
cherrypieguy 0
stfu it's perdix you dumbass.
cherrypieguy 0
Im talking to number 45
purduepilot 0
32 you're a douche redneck
steph8608 0
ydi for putting chemical on your ballsack
CountChaos 0
ha did your gf see it?!?
hobo_lowbo 0
you may HAVE not gave, illiterate much?
hobo_lowbo 0
re-read your post you dumbass illiterate ****
lolx7 5
ya really?!? why were you trying to remove hair there. I mean it's better when it's like a jungle because then it is an adventure for the ladies! I like a little adventure!
pandemic_fml 0
Nair is not for your junk, OP! Directions: Read them.
eur003 0
OP deserved it, it specifically says not for use on genital areas and to do a small test bit first...
bizzylizzy 0
well said.
kaylee777 0
Nair is for women.
Nooneslooking 0
yes, in the back says "warning, do not use on genitals or nipples." my friend did the same thing to her lady bits and she said the burning was excruciating.
twilight_lupus 13
Yup. A friend of mine tried it on her eye brows to 'shape them' because plucking took too long and waxing hurt too much. She said it stung like you wouldn't believe.
AmericanBadAss 21
I use a small coating of Nair twice a week and have for years. It burned like hell at first but after a couple of times I got used to it. Now I don't even feel it. Just smooth, soft skin and lots of positive reactions from every lady I'm with. I tried razors but I always had stubble after a few hours. Nair, like most things in life, needs to be used in moderation.
tereshay 0
the less u wear, the more u need nair! first?!
bettadenne1 0
ahhh nnooo dont nair yo nuts what r u thinking?!!
fball913 0
that suuuuucks. Nair isn't for yo junk though.
Brontesky91 0
He was tryin to make them look better..mayb she doesn't like hairy balls lmao.
jf7609 0
lol that's a first
Eddie_Paints 0
You must not have any brains to put Nair on your nuts! Did your girl want ping pong balls?!!
sykes831 0
oh my goodness! you're def not supposed to use nair products in your private areas and on your face as well. i am pretty sure it says that on the bottle. ouch dude.
imNotWavy 0
IS HE DEAD??
Anonnamus 0
Have you ever heard the saying, "Hair on your pair? Use Nair!"? Neither have I.
boots9491 0
Nair is never good down there haha your funny. I like you.
Casey777 0
what a fag guys don't shave there nuts!!!
Anonnamus 0
No. Apparently, they use Nair. Hence the FML.