Today, I got an allergic reaction to Nair. It was so bad I had to have my girlfriend take me to the hospital at 2am. Where was the allergic reaction? On my nuts. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
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Today, I decided to be safe and tested a small dime-sized amount of Nair on my inner arm before using it. I didn't react badly. But as soon as it was washed off from my down-there hair I sure as hell reacted, with small bumpy red dots that look like an STD. FML
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Anonnamus 0
Have you ever heard the saying, "Hair on your pair? Use Nair!"? Neither have I.
pandemic_fml 0
Nair is not for your junk, OP! Directions: Read them.
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Comments (194)
cornelius23 0
my ba11sack is sweaty and i want someone to come l1ck it off while str0king my c0ck
darkmis1 18
Why were you using nair?
jonnyplayzaguita 0
duude thats terrible worst thing ever haah but i still laugh cuz its funny
buggybeauty 0
that sucks! thanks for wanting to "manscape" fir your girl. I wish all men would. hell, we do!
bear192008 0
YDI for using Nair, that is for women's legs. The bottle tells you where to use or not use the product.
wairdt 5
Depilatory chemicals and testicles should never be in the same sentence.
vanfossenjeff 0
Nair is for ladys. Nads is for men. Try it's better!
strawberryhtty 0
YDI for putting Nair on it nuts in the first place. The directions specifally says do not put on private area. > _ <
purplemnm 9
isn't cutting worse than burning?
LikeOhMahGoose 0
Most people are allergic to Nair :/ That sucks though