Today, my husband called me from the store, trying to decide whether or not to buy the new games console he's been wanting. I'd already purchased one and hid it, ready for Christmas Day. I couldn't talk him into not buying himself one. There goes a $500 surprise. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I came home after doing some Black Friday shopping for Christmas presents. I told my husband I got the must-have toy our daughter has been dying for. As soon as I said it, I heard squealing and turned around to see her standing right behind me. There goes the surprise. FML
Today, I was out shopping with my son and unbeknownst to me, he had secretly added a bunch of expensive games he wanted to the trolley. I was too embarrassed at the till to make a fuss as there was a huge line behind me. I watched as my normal £50 shopping bill climbed to over £400. FML
Today, it's my husband's birthday. I tried to buy him a new computer game, to which he complained. I cooked him steak and his favorite cake, and got him another nice gift instead. Hours later, his online friends bought him a new game and it was the only time I saw him genuinely smile. FML
Today, my mom and I went to Best Buy for some Christmas shopping. She picked up some presents for me and told me not to look at what she was buying. When we got to the register, she didn't have enough money, and I ended up having to buy my own presents. FML
Today, in an effort to try and be closer to my girlfriend's son, I bought him an expensive Xbox game I know he desperately wanted so we could play it together. He was excited, until he realised that I that paid for it. He snapped the disc and threw the pieces in the bin. At least I tried. FML
Today, just like every other celebratory day (like my anniversary or birthday) I ordered my own Christmas present. My husband doesn't get it. I tried to explain. He openly admits he has no idea what I like and has no interest in learning, but wants me to have something to open so he won't look bad. FML
Today, my fiancé finally was able secure a PS5, which I told him I'd get for Christmas. Due to high demand, I didn't think he'd be able to get it till next week or so. He bought it last night while I was sleeping. I have to pay my car insurance tomorrow. FML
Today, my husband still hadn't gotten me anything for Christmas, so I bought and wrapped my own presents. Then I had my husband write 'to me, from him' on them so that I won't be embarrassed in front of my family on Christmas when it comes time to open presents. FML
Today, I invited my boss and his family over for dinner. As usual, I bought his kids Christmas' presents, nothing too fancy though. This year, he had one more that wasn't here last year. So I just pulled something from under the tree to hand him. He opened it on the spot. It was my son's PS3. FML
Today, I opened my Christmas presents with my husband. One of the things he got me was a ball gag. "Yeah," he said with a grin, "That one's more for me but I didn't wanna buy myself headphones." Cue our son asking me what it was. FML
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shorty6823 28
I'd end up admitting it and ruining the surprise before he bought it.
livinginabook 24
Maybe this time you should have just told him?
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Comments (107)
shorty6823 28
I'd end up admitting it and ruining the surprise before he bought it.
MzZombicidal 36
I agree. I would have either have told him or just returned it and used the money on other gifts. Maybe even a bunch of video games for his new game console! :)
L2U7A_E5I9A2E8H 20
Same, I am terrible with surprises.
tygerarmy 35
You should have told him; though if he's getting himself a $500 dollar gift, I wonder what he got you?
Sports_guy3 28
Here's the real question: Xbox One or PS4?
blackinsomnia 14
Seeing as how a PS4 is only $400, I'd say it's safe to assume XBOX ONE.
Zebediabolical 45
I would assume it was the PS4 with an extra game or controller.
Sports_guy3 28
Yeah. Same here #55. I have 2 Xbox 360s and I love them both. It's better than Xbox One. More gaming on Xbox 360. All you can do is talk with friends on, watch TV/Netflix, and the same stuff you do on Xbox 360. PS4 is cheaper, and (from what I've heard) is a lot better than Xbox One. But Xbox 360 is better than Xbox One, and PS4 is better than all of 'em.
scooterdude720 19
Ok guys geez lets leave the Console wars to youtube and keep fml pure.
CallMeMcFeelii 14
No, we must finish this! Xbox one dominates playstation. They made the decision to allow developers access to the almighty cloud if the systems processors can't handle what they're putting out, thus, this system is infinite! Until 4 years.. Then it's obsolete like my 360 :(
Sports_guy3 28
That's what I'm saying, #86. Xbox One has more movies and more social time than gaming itself. That's why Xbox 360 is better. And CallMeMcFeelii, PS4 May be better, But everyone who's thinking about whether to buy an Xbox One or PS4, choose PS4!
Sports_guy3 28
And to #77, once started, must finish.
jazzy_123 20
She should have told him that she had a credit card debt or some kind of debt to pay and couldn't afford to spend that kind of money on a game system. Genius! lol
iluvpeanutbutter 22
Yep, I had to tell my partner when I bought him an expensive new watch for his birthday, as he wanted to buy a new watch when we went to the mall.
DenBriZel 31
#86 while I agree with your Wiiu statement, as I'm a HUGE Nintendo fan (my daughter's name is Zelda :D), I have to disagree with the PC one. I do admit that the PC can play a slightly larger selection of games (so far, ps4 JUST came out so who knows where it's going) I'm going to say the ps4 is better. I own one, I've explored everything about it and I can honestly say it's focused on the games. Sony has even said that they created the Console with gamers in mind, unlike Microsoft. Also, I have multiple PC Gamer-friends who have said that they are actually considering switching to a ps4 if/when they can because the new hardware of ps4 is on par with the best PC setups (also been confirmed by IGN) And don't let the 500GB storage fool you. Unlike, the Xbox One, the ps4's storage can be added to with any PC part that will fit. Don't get me wrong, I'm not completely hating on Microsoft. I'm a fan of both and plan on eventually getting the Xbox one as well, because there are some xbox exclusives I'm dying to play. But I've always leaned towards Sony, and the ps4 is honestly WAY better for any Gamer.
Meettitan 14
Everyone assumes the Xbox One was about gaming (not that it wasn't), but Microsoft has proven itself in the gaming community; and the Xbox One was more about getting the chick next to the gamer like the Xbox instead of fighting with it over his time. From an objective, non-fanboy point of view.
ImAFaker 29
Not that anyone cares but the PS4 is better for real gamers and the Xbox one is an entertainment console. I like both of them for different reasons but I like the entertainment part of the Xbox one so that is what I will end up getting.
livinginabook 24
Maybe this time you should have just told him?
MBSC 11
That's why you keep the receipt. But I'm sure he'll appreciate the gesture.
Bano360 25
Ps4s and xbox ones are sold out everywhere in Ireland nearly. I don't know what it's like over there but I'm sure she could find someone to sell it to.
saba_ajira 29
I always keep the receipts, just for stuff like that
Kitra555 25
She should just keep it for herself. she should get an awesome present too
lickastick 27
Return it
Grayness_ 26
100% with you lad. I'm pretty sure is the Xbox One. Both Ps4 and Xbox One are hard to find still.
saocrates 16
She could even sell it on eBay, I been seeing them go for 800 bucks or more!!!!
jonahwalzer 12
Awww that really sucks!!! Hopefully he keeps the recite so he can take it back when you give him yours!
kinky44 28
*receipt. Normally I dont correct grammar but you used a completely different word.
DenBriZel 31
Not as bad as when I saw someone spell "supposed" as SAPOST. It was horrible.
The_Majestique 18
Why so many dislikes?
pwnman 33
Looks like you and him have a Christmas surprise.. He keeps his console, you have your own!
RLG4 20
I bought one for my husband a month ago, intending it to be for Christmas. He found it, opened it, and started using it when I was at the gym a few weeks ago.
happle 21
I can only imagine your rage.
GraceyBlueEyes 13
I got my fiance a ps4. He knew from the beginning when it was pre ordered otherwise he would have bought it for himself. He got it right away, an early gift. A Christmas gift doesn't HAVE to be given on Christmas.
viau 13
at least you know its a great gift!
Chellybelly92 14
Why would he buy that this close to Christmas anyway? FYL.
ComoEsJuan 24
I am more than willing to accept the present. Spread the joy? :)
Sputnikspak 13
Ugh. My ex used to do that. Don't people know by now, NEVER buy yourself stuff right before Christmas?