irony
United States
Today, I got a paper cut while opening my box of Band-Aids. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Chicketi
Canada
Today, I cut myself on a band-aid box, while trying to get one out for another cut. FML
Anonymous
Today, I got a paper cut from a 'get well soon' card. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, I received roughly 50 paper cuts while I was at work. I didn't realize this until after I applied hand sanitizer. FML
AHHH_REPTAR
Spearfish, United States
Today, while drilling holes in "No Smoking" signs for my job, I gave myself a minor cut that would appear to most as a papercut. I then had to fill out 3 double-sided pages of paperwork. FML
Anonymous
Germany
Today, as I passed a printout over my shoulder to my mum, I managed to give myself a papercut on my tear duct. FML
twnty1
United States
Today, I discovered that I'm allergic to band-aids. I now have a band-aid shaped rash around a tiny cut on my leg. Oh the irony. FML
Ian Artis
United States
Today, I walked too close to a first-aid kit sticking out of a wall at work, and it cut my arm. Laughing at the irony, I opened it to get a band aid out. It was empty. FML
Moon_Glade
Today, at work, I have discovered the wonderful feeling of having a paper cut, with metal, under your nail, on all your nails. FML
tylerlove361
United States
Today, I cut myself with child-proof scissors. FML
caitywebbkid
Perth, Australia
Today, I was cutting some paper when I accidentally cut a sizeable chunk out of my finger. I went to my car to get my bumbag (I'm a lifeguard) so I could patch it up. I then promptly got a large piece of glass in my foot. FML
Top comments
Shock98 0
oh the irony. i highly doubt your life is ****** though...
Endymion_fml 0
Ouch. Hope it wasn't big enough to need one of them.
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Comments (182)
CheshireHalli 19
Ironic... =3
blueworld_fml 0
They make it that way, so you'll buy more...
Getchooahhaa 0
This should be on MyLifeIsAverage
Shplar 4
I think this should be on MLIA.
cielo_fml 0
It should definitely be on MLIA.
dinosaursmoo 0
This WAS on MLIA... I LOVE YOOUUU(: Anyone? Anyone? Haaaa
cucumberfabulous 7
I love you too
funsized4 0
hahahaha that's good. I like fmls like this, not the typical ones that aren't funny, but actually make you feel bad for the person. ps this sounds like something I'd do so don't worry, you're not alone. :)
madasahatter 0
The ultimate irony
BulletStreet 0
YDI for needing a band-aid. Let it bleed and be a man! Unless you're a woman! No sex change!
hi_from_HI 0
Hahaa! That's AWESOME!
craziiie 0
Things happen. Get over it.
x_Leopard_x 1
Stupid double post. -.-