Anonymous
Today, I got a paper cut from a 'get well soon' card. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
irony
United States
Today, I got a paper cut while opening my box of Band-Aids. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, I received roughly 50 paper cuts while I was at work. I didn't realize this until after I applied hand sanitizer. FML
Anonymous
Germany
Today, as I passed a printout over my shoulder to my mum, I managed to give myself a papercut on my tear duct. FML
Moon_Glade
Today, at work, I have discovered the wonderful feeling of having a paper cut, with metal, under your nail, on all your nails. FML
AHHH_REPTAR
Spearfish, United States
Today, while drilling holes in "No Smoking" signs for my job, I gave myself a minor cut that would appear to most as a papercut. I then had to fill out 3 double-sided pages of paperwork. FML
Insensitive
Australia
About that…
Today, I sent a get well card to my friend. it wasn't until after I got home from posting it did I realise that the stamps I put on the envelope had the phrase "Let's Get Active" on them with drawings of people playing sports. My friend is in a wheelchair. FML
alliwantisabandaid
The ole paper cut excuse
Today, I cut my finger deep on an envelope at work and started bleeding profusely. When I asked my co-worker for a band-aid, she told me to get back to work and stop making up excuses to try and hit on her. FML
Chicketi
Canada
Today, I cut myself on a band-aid box, while trying to get one out for another cut. FML
sero
Denver, United States
ER time
Today, I cut my hand on nothing while at work. It bled so much, I began to feel woozy, and everyone kept brushing me off when I asked where the first aid kits were. FML
caitywebbkid
Perth, Australia
Today, I was cutting some paper when I accidentally cut a sizeable chunk out of my finger. I went to my car to get my bumbag (I'm a lifeguard) so I could patch it up. I then promptly got a large piece of glass in my foot. FML
Top comments
iAmScrubs 19
The people who sent it are out to get you. Tomorrow, you will receive roses and cut yourself on them too.
LaughterofCorn 4
oh the irony :)
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iAmScrubs 19
The people who sent it are out to get you. Tomorrow, you will receive roses and cut yourself on them too.
IceCweaaam 0
or chocolate, then he gets diabetic :p
pertained 12
now people have started saying FML over papercuts?
goingsolo211 8
agree with 19
JacksonCampbell 9
And herpes.
Anton317 4
I just had a papercut too. It kinda hurts.
alteregome 9
anton317, I'm from sg. we should chat
HollyoaksFan93 9
Papercuts are nasty little things!
NastyNinja31 0
or choke to death on a lifesaver
bernard919lewis 0
Or.... I can't thing of anything else.
ColdplaySucks 18
OooH a paper cut, your life is so terrible. Seriously, who moderates this shit nowadays?
TookaWooka666 0
The plan all along was to send something that seemingly looked like a get well card, but really it was a device ment to cut the victim and make it hurt really really bad..mmyes muaha.
Jimster1712 0
oooooohhhhhhh tttthhheeee irrrroooonyyyyyyyyyyy
ISinSoDoYou 0
lol :3
Hakim0431 0
50, win.
LaughterofCorn 4
oh the irony :)
cloudy01 0
I guess the card was a rebel
imcutefml 0
my words exactly
LaughterofCorn 4
42, when you said that, it reminded me of that mothers day card from Futurama.
laylalushrawr 0
That's exactly what I was going to say.
ashtin85 0
what a coincidence :)
CateXOX 0
It's called irony.
ashtin85 0
it's called I don't give a ****. :)
ZombieeeeUnicorn 1
^ mhm win :)
docscientist 10
It's not ironic.
dolphincheddar 10
that sucks. but the irony is hilarious
13yearoldboy 0
it is evil. shoot the card with a bebe gun... then burn it.
ImInABox 6
The card obviously knew better.
Tonytchi 3
i agree haha
MrSassypants 34
I'll send you another one OP.
tasidevil99 0
lol why don't u send them a get well card to and hope they get a paper cut :)
xoCOURTNIEox 0
worst feeling ever !
SirHobnobs 0
nice rack
persianjr1 7
No respect for women.
DocBastard 40
The card obviously still believes in bloodletting as a viable treatment for your stupidity.
instnt1nfction 17
will it work for me