dukebluedevils13
United States
Today, my 5 year old fish died. As I was flushing him, he started swimming again. FML
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
V?ster, Sweden
Today, I woke up to find my best friend lying down and unresponsive. Frightened, I tapped on the glass. He got scared and started swimming again. My best friend is a fish. FML
SydIsPrettyCool
United States
Today, my pet fish died because my drunk father microwaved it. FML
That idiot
Las Vegas, United States
Today, I won a goldfish at the amusement park. My little brother took him out of the bowl because he thought he was drowning. FML
Anonymous
United States
So that's what the smell was!
Today, I found my son's dead goldfish. Apparently, when it died he didn't flush it. Instead he placed it in one of my socks, placed that sock in a jar, and set the jar in the back of my closet. The fish has been dead for over a month. FML
Anonymous
Murdered
Today, I woke up and checked my fish tank. I thought the temperature was too low, so half asleep, I turned it up. Now all my fish are dead. FML
dEpPrEsSeDgIrL
United States
Today, my dad decided to clean my 20 gallon fish tank. I had 6 fish. One of them was called a transparent fish, clear with a bright orange tail, which was my favorite. My dad didn't see it, and dumped the water out along with it. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, my favorite fish died. To make things better my parents thought to take me out to dinner. We ate sushi. FML
gimmeasalad
Walnut Creek, United States
Today, as I was washing my boyfriend's fishbowl, the fish did a Nemo and made an unholy leap down the drain. My immediate impulse was to flip the switch. Our kitchen now smells like mutilated fish and my boyfriend won't speak to me. FML
exfishowner
Today, my 3-year-old daughter put her grow-in-water salamander in my fish tank. The residue from the toy gummed up the filter and killed all the fish. FML
fledermausi
Budapest, Hungary
Today, I came home to my boyfriend emptying his bowels into my aquarium. FML
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bwenduh45 7
Maybe he'll escape like nemo...
ariannaimelda 7
It's his plan! He wants to go back to the ocean! Evil genius he is ;)
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Comments (200)
bwenduh45 7
Maybe he'll escape like nemo...
sugarbear444 0
foshoo
margie2194 12
Awee :( Is it me or is FML getting flooded my fish stories as of recent?
CryMoreFMLs 15
This toilet has the power to reanimate the dead! I say we use it to cause a zombie apocalypse! Who's in?!?!
margie2194 12
*by
Sniff_N_Tickle 4
16 you sound like such a queer
jayalexander 7
hey I can speak whale! woommmbnbaaaa!
Ldesu 0
14, I sea what you did there.
margie2194 12
14- ah let the corny jokes pour in.
NabbdjuretPerry 0
At least your dad didnt microwave him
Ldesu 0
Corny jokes can be so washed up and shallow sometimes, even if they come in a steady stream. I'd much rather drop in some deeper humor even if it may sound a little fishy.
iEthan 5
You just got punked!
TheRealFamilyGuy 5
Theres something catty with that fish. You should of checked if he had one small fin...
TheRealBruce 12
83 I was expecting you to say "you're just sleeping you'll eat it later."
SweetJTBR 22
You'll be able to find your fish in Australia, at P. Sherman, 42 Wallaby Street, Sidney Go find it OP!
demarcusT 0
damn floppers...
Holy_ish 19
lmao nice you remembered the whole address
swasticop 0
1- Aw, dog in a box!!
Eaglestrike117 29
It most likely only moved a little because of the flush starting.
FarSide 23
Maybe the fish wanted to break out...
Aim4thebullseye 4
130 - aww hot girl
swasticop 0
130- Aw creeper!
Spottedfeather 7
It's 42 Wallaby Way, not wallaby street.
RacerX1695 1
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
Are you sure it wasn't your pet possum?
iJasper 8
What?
unluckiestperson_fml 14
That would be a strange mix up anyway...
hellokat1 0
Possums play dead.
atthegates 0
Possums are ****** cool
Brool_Story_Co 17
I'm that's a common mistake. "My fish is dead, I better flush it down the toilet. Oh wait, shit, that's my possum playing dead".
Brool_Story_Co 17
I meant to say, I'm sure that's a common mistake. No edit on iPod.
Ugi 27
70 - happens to me all the time!
jren207 24
Not only does this magic toilet revive the dead, but it also turns them into different species. Cool!
bryannab1 0
possums play dead so thats what they probably ment. not that it was an actual possum.
Brool_Story_Co 17
Thanks 139, we hadn't clarified that already
bethanyjk 0
Is that supposed to be funny?
ariannaimelda 7
It's his plan! He wants to go back to the ocean! Evil genius he is ;)
margie2194 12
#3 I enjoy your profile pic so much. It's bloody hilarious.
ariannaimelda 7
Thank you haha :) I'm glad it brings joy!
tylersign 11
3, every time I see that picture I laugh xD I've probably seen it 50 times by now, that's 50 extra laughs.
number0 8
Amen. Spiderman's perfect buttsex expression FTW!
aFatFuck 0
you do know the toilet spins the fish around making it look like it's swimming when you flush it? It was dead. calm down
Broc831 6
Nuu!! Fishee!! y are you sleeping?! *shakes plastic bag w/ fish inside* lol nemo. don't worry it was all part of a fish conspiracy so he can find his dad.. hahaha
WALLOOP 6
now that's just unfortunate :P
livlafluv100 2
ya. the fish will live a happy life down in the sewer.
Harlson13 0
took the words right out of my mouth
Amrel 10
Who you callin' Pinhead?
Sunny_Eclipse 6
107- I wish I could thumb that up 100 times! LOL
vjose 0
good work nemo! now go find your father!
MeaganJFD 0
Mann, not curiosity killed the fish… you did :P
CryMoreFMLs 15
What is this... Two kids... One sandbox you put in your profile...? I must invetigate.... Prediction:
CryMoreFMLs 15
Oh my god kill me please. I am scarred even worse then if I had seen Satan's hairy ass in person. Do. Not. Watch. It.
scotch 4
what is it? :P
CryMoreFMLs 15
It's horrific. I would rather watch lemonparty for 6 hours.
kathuzada 6
A family movie about two boys learning to share in a sandbox at the local playground.
elliegurl11 0
Ur emo
Magic1 9
And this is the beginning of Finding Nemo
Jacobt24 19
Actually the end of Finding Nemo . . .
MaRi3_ZaN3 0
lol
777buddy777 0
wonder who's looking for it
ironyisforlosers 0
I read this as "my five year old died" originally. That would have been an interesting FML.
Just_Peed 0
Hahahaha xD WTF I can't stop laughing cx