Today, I received roughly 50 paper cuts while I was at work. I didn't realize this until after I applied hand sanitizer. FML
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I got a paper cut while opening my box of Band-Aids. FML
Today, while drilling holes in "No Smoking" signs for my job, I gave myself a minor cut that would appear to most as a papercut. I then had to fill out 3 double-sided pages of paperwork. FML
Today, I got a paper cut from a 'get well soon' card. FML
Today, while I was at work in a machine shop, I cut myself really bad. Not with any of the sharp tools, drills, or metals I work with. Just the soap dispenser. FML
Today, at work, I have discovered the wonderful feeling of having a paper cut, with metal, under your nail, on all your nails. FML
Today, I cut my finger with a knife while cooking. I work in a hospital and have to use hand disinfectant at least every twenty minutes. It hurts badly. I have to work for eight hours. FML
Today, I cut my hand on nothing while at work. It bled so much, I began to feel woozy, and everyone kept brushing me off when I asked where the first aid kits were. FML
Today, I got a bad cut on my dominant hand while at work. My boss decided to order me to juice lemons... all 300 of them. FML
Today, during a workplace safety exercise at work, I managed to cut off the tip of my thumb. FML
Today, I cut my finger deep on an envelope at work and started bleeding profusely. When I asked my co-worker for a band-aid, she told me to get back to work and stop making up excuses to try and hit on her. FML
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dyma1337 0
how are you gonna **********?
RockstarRN 10
How do you NOT feel 50 paper cuts?!?!
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Comments (136)
Driftz 3
Dude, they hurt. A lot. Imagine lemon juice. e.e
smellymellyy 7
ouch. you must be really numb then? how can you not feel 50 paper cuts?
bravesfan112233 0
well, at least it killed the germs
Idonebeenhad 17
FEEL THE BURN!!
JaelynJ 4
LMFAO @20
abbi96x 0
Wow 20, you look really sexy in your pic ;)
abbi96x 0
*21.
PurpleRae420 0
OUCH
micheal259 4
hahahahah fail
Iskaria 0
I don't usually feel my paper cuts from work until I see them. This has happened to me a good few times, I work in admin in an animal sanctuary so hygiene is important, so my little bottle of the stuff stays with me everywhere. paper hazard + alcohol = ow :(
7mood75 7
Did you count them all?
Xr70r7 4
how do you not notice a ton of paper cuts?
princessRiRi97 0
BURNNN! did u skin sizzle like pop rocks!!
dohnuthead 2
Embrace the pain
Huge_p3n0r 0
spank me sheriff, I'm the deputy and I've been bad!!!!
ILUVMSC 5
lol, how dumb would he look counting all the paper cuts, :/
4ll4b0utm3 0
you should have used alcohol....
L_A_C_online 0
No Pain, No Gain?
iislix1ii 19
Boss^^
Metagame 12
Most of hand sanitizer is alcohol...
nocanhaz 4
I've never had 50 paper cuts but I get what you mean that hurts so bad. So I haven't felt your pain but a much less intense feeling.
wikkedphuka 0
mmmmmm spicy lol
dyma1337 0
how are you gonna **********?
whiteboy7thst 2
Feet.
YacL 15
Girlfriend. But then it's not masturbation anymore.
BeautyMonster 17
Sock. ;)
AuroraChantal7 2
mind power
Jimster1712 0
combo breakerrr
1215116a 14
OMGGGGG no way combo breakerrrr you are so funny! It's been my life goal to get rid of the fun and joy of others! No one likes a combo breaker. It ruins the fun. ):
Newboyz00185 0
Sandpaper.
guitarman1998 0
Empty TP Tube and a dream.
Havin 19
LMAO!!!!
20carmen14 0
gloves...
Captain0bv10us 0
toilet roll
RS795 8
What does that even mean...
k8izgr8_fml 0
mmmm that must've felt nice
cocobulla1 4
ikr??? lol
MarioandSonic 8
yeowch! that kills! it's happened to me before - it's horrible! fyl.
RockstarRN 10
How do you NOT feel 50 paper cuts?!?!
JustinThunder 8
Exactly what I was thinking..
Diogi4363 0
It's tough to explain, my hand was once punctured by a pen. I didn't realize until an hour later when I used soap.
Bakayarou_fml 0
He must be a miner, working underground as a builder with a side hobby as a baker to have such tick skin! That or your part tree..
Bakayarou_fml 0
^you're* :P
kc1997kc 9
I was once stabbed with a pencil and didn't feel it until the person who did it pointe it out. I've also been scratched without noticing till it was pointed out. The first one happened because I was half asleep and the second because I was having too much fun. It isn't unreasonable to not notice a paper cut.
mimi_animee 18
sorry 58!!! my ipod was being stupid so i accidentally thumbed you down when i meant to thumb you up. D:
BossDavyy 0
I'll thumb him up for ya
YacL 15
One time my sister fell through a glass table and she got a huge gash in her leg. She didn't notice until our cousin pointed put that her pants were all bloody.
YacL 15
out*
Bakayarou_fml 0
np #66 :) Thanks #73 ;)
Miss_Kristen 10
Feel the burn
SoccerBitch113 0
Stings like a bitch -_-
YacL 15
I can't imagine the pain you went through. But at least now you'll know not to use sanitizer again.
hiyourcute 0
That's like saying, "Oh look, someone drowned, I'm never drinking water again!"
YacL 15
I meant while he had the papercuts on his hands. Sorry for not making that clearer.
anorexicbarbie 8
I'm pretty sure if OP had known he had the paper cuts he wouldn't have used the hand sanitized.
anorexicbarbie 8
Oops, sanitizer* no idea why that auto corrects
acms728 0
ouch