irony
United States
Today, I got a paper cut while opening my box of Band-Aids. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Chicketi
Canada
Today, I cut myself on a band-aid box, while trying to get one out for another cut. FML
Anonymous
Today, I got a paper cut from a 'get well soon' card. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, I received roughly 50 paper cuts while I was at work. I didn't realize this until after I applied hand sanitizer. FML
AHHH_REPTAR
Spearfish, United States
Today, while drilling holes in "No Smoking" signs for my job, I gave myself a minor cut that would appear to most as a papercut. I then had to fill out 3 double-sided pages of paperwork. FML
Anonymous
Germany
Today, as I passed a printout over my shoulder to my mum, I managed to give myself a papercut on my tear duct. FML
twnty1
United States
Today, I discovered that I'm allergic to band-aids. I now have a band-aid shaped rash around a tiny cut on my leg. Oh the irony. FML
Ian Artis
United States
Today, I walked too close to a first-aid kit sticking out of a wall at work, and it cut my arm. Laughing at the irony, I opened it to get a band aid out. It was empty. FML
Moon_Glade
Today, at work, I have discovered the wonderful feeling of having a paper cut, with metal, under your nail, on all your nails. FML
tylerlove361
United States
Today, I cut myself with child-proof scissors. FML
caitywebbkid
Perth, Australia
Today, I was cutting some paper when I accidentally cut a sizeable chunk out of my finger. I went to my car to get my bumbag (I'm a lifeguard) so I could patch it up. I then promptly got a large piece of glass in my foot. FML
Top comments
Shock98 0
oh the irony. i highly doubt your life is ****** though...
Endymion_fml 0
Ouch. Hope it wasn't big enough to need one of them.
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Comments (182)
Glam_fml 0
Ha! That's hilarious.
turtlellama 0
Haha, it's not an FML but it's pretty hilarious....
oopsie_daisy8446 0
YDI for eating kittens.
Link5794 18
wtf
LifeSuckz0415 0
WTF is wrong with you, freak??!
unfortunatelee 0
Well, at least you had a bandaid ready.
prettykitty123 0
Its just a papercut
rayofsunshiinee 0
its not an fml! you have a box of band aids right there at your disposal!!
WoolyWhoop 7
Oh no, is your life really ****** now? Stupid FML's. I've seen real FML's that get turned down all the time, much better ones than this. If it isn't about getting dumped on Facebook or coming home early to find your spouse in bed with another person, it's stupid FML's like this.
DevineLegacy 0
irony
Honda288 2
**** you #8 stop being a big asswipe
chaosmint 0
Isn't that called irony?