irony
United States
Today, I got a paper cut while opening my box of Band-Aids. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Chicketi
Canada
Today, I cut myself on a band-aid box, while trying to get one out for another cut. FML
Anonymous
Today, I got a paper cut from a 'get well soon' card. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, I received roughly 50 paper cuts while I was at work. I didn't realize this until after I applied hand sanitizer. FML
AHHH_REPTAR
Spearfish, United States
Today, while drilling holes in "No Smoking" signs for my job, I gave myself a minor cut that would appear to most as a papercut. I then had to fill out 3 double-sided pages of paperwork. FML
Anonymous
Germany
Today, as I passed a printout over my shoulder to my mum, I managed to give myself a papercut on my tear duct. FML
twnty1
United States
Today, I discovered that I'm allergic to band-aids. I now have a band-aid shaped rash around a tiny cut on my leg. Oh the irony. FML
Ian Artis
United States
Today, I walked too close to a first-aid kit sticking out of a wall at work, and it cut my arm. Laughing at the irony, I opened it to get a band aid out. It was empty. FML
Moon_Glade
Today, at work, I have discovered the wonderful feeling of having a paper cut, with metal, under your nail, on all your nails. FML
tylerlove361
United States
Today, I cut myself with child-proof scissors. FML
caitywebbkid
Perth, Australia
Today, I was cutting some paper when I accidentally cut a sizeable chunk out of my finger. I went to my car to get my bumbag (I'm a lifeguard) so I could patch it up. I then promptly got a large piece of glass in my foot. FML
Top comments
Shock98 0
oh the irony. i highly doubt your life is ****** though...
Endymion_fml 0
Ouch. Hope it wasn't big enough to need one of them.
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Comments (182)
plexico 4
Don't open a box of Tampax.
soxgrl33 0
This is more like an MLIA I think.
TheMikeyK 0
OMG, you got a tiny little papercut. Like, you are totally gonna die from it. Want me to kiss it better? For ****'s sake, it's a goddamn paper cut. Suck it up, and grow up. If this is on FML, what kind of moderators do we have? I clicked YDI because this is the most pathetic FML I have read to date.
techguy78 0
i agree with #41 , this is not FML worthy
reapfml 0
STOLEN FROM MLIA
dummydory 4
This shouldn't be on FML.
lobby0ne 0
this is fml?
blueem2 0
FAIL! I hate when people argue and shit on this website. It's the internet, grow some balls and go argue with someone in person.
short_one_13 0
that is definatley something I would do lol
zachman3334 0
This would be a perfect MLIA.