irony
United States
Today, I got a paper cut while opening my box of Band-Aids. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Chicketi
Canada
Today, I cut myself on a band-aid box, while trying to get one out for another cut. FML
Anonymous
Today, I got a paper cut from a 'get well soon' card. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, I received roughly 50 paper cuts while I was at work. I didn't realize this until after I applied hand sanitizer. FML
AHHH_REPTAR
Spearfish, United States
Today, while drilling holes in "No Smoking" signs for my job, I gave myself a minor cut that would appear to most as a papercut. I then had to fill out 3 double-sided pages of paperwork. FML
Anonymous
Germany
Today, as I passed a printout over my shoulder to my mum, I managed to give myself a papercut on my tear duct. FML
twnty1
United States
Today, I discovered that I'm allergic to band-aids. I now have a band-aid shaped rash around a tiny cut on my leg. Oh the irony. FML
Ian Artis
United States
Today, I walked too close to a first-aid kit sticking out of a wall at work, and it cut my arm. Laughing at the irony, I opened it to get a band aid out. It was empty. FML
Moon_Glade
Today, at work, I have discovered the wonderful feeling of having a paper cut, with metal, under your nail, on all your nails. FML
tylerlove361
United States
Today, I cut myself with child-proof scissors. FML
caitywebbkid
Perth, Australia
Today, I was cutting some paper when I accidentally cut a sizeable chunk out of my finger. I went to my car to get my bumbag (I'm a lifeguard) so I could patch it up. I then promptly got a large piece of glass in my foot. FML
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Shock98 0
oh the irony. i highly doubt your life is ****** though...
Endymion_fml 0
Ouch. Hope it wasn't big enough to need one of them.
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Comments (182)
american_psycho 0
Though this is clearly a form of admittedly humorous irony it is not a FML. COME ON.
Everlost 0
lucky it was a box of bandaids then huh.
lolatyouhaha 0
OH EMM GEE! PAPER CUT! F your life! Get over it you baby.
Zapzip2013 0
not an fml just irony
Jemm_fml 29
Owned by band-aids, WIN
elliekinslurvsya 0
haha(: everyone saying 'omg this isnt an fml, get over it', it's ironic, ergo it's FUNNY. and that's what these stories are supposed to be. we don't always have to read about some guy finding his wife doing it with some stranger, sometimes it's good to hear a little story that can make us laugh. that's what FML is for, not tragic stories, but amusing anecdotes(:
DameGreyWulf 1
Yes, but, it doesn't really fit on FML. It belongs on MLIA instead: a lot of the stuff there is absolutely hilarious and ironic, this would fit right in. The point of FML is that, along with it being funny, embarassing, or lawlful (see what I did there), it must also be kind of bad. Not necessarily to the point their life is literally ******, but there has to be SOMETHING there.... and this doesn't have that something. Take a trip back in time through the pages, and you'll see that recently FMLs have been getting pretty lame, or were more MLIA worthy.
reapfml 0
This IS on MLIA
DameGreyWulf 1
... And then that is all the more reason it shouldn't be here. I will admit that I don't check MLIA that often.
theapplefreak 0
lol. That is so ironic.
baby_1 0
this does not mean your life is f#cked. jeez.
person1000003 0
Lol
SmartestDummy 0
Ohwow, You life if so f**ked up -_-