irony
United States
Today, I got a paper cut while opening my box of Band-Aids. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Chicketi
Canada
Today, I cut myself on a band-aid box, while trying to get one out for another cut. FML
Anonymous
Today, I got a paper cut from a 'get well soon' card. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, I received roughly 50 paper cuts while I was at work. I didn't realize this until after I applied hand sanitizer. FML
AHHH_REPTAR
Spearfish, United States
Today, while drilling holes in "No Smoking" signs for my job, I gave myself a minor cut that would appear to most as a papercut. I then had to fill out 3 double-sided pages of paperwork. FML
Anonymous
Germany
Today, as I passed a printout over my shoulder to my mum, I managed to give myself a papercut on my tear duct. FML
twnty1
United States
Today, I discovered that I'm allergic to band-aids. I now have a band-aid shaped rash around a tiny cut on my leg. Oh the irony. FML
Ian Artis
United States
Today, I walked too close to a first-aid kit sticking out of a wall at work, and it cut my arm. Laughing at the irony, I opened it to get a band aid out. It was empty. FML
Moon_Glade
Today, at work, I have discovered the wonderful feeling of having a paper cut, with metal, under your nail, on all your nails. FML
tylerlove361
United States
Today, I cut myself with child-proof scissors. FML
caitywebbkid
Perth, Australia
Today, I was cutting some paper when I accidentally cut a sizeable chunk out of my finger. I went to my car to get my bumbag (I'm a lifeguard) so I could patch it up. I then promptly got a large piece of glass in my foot. FML
Top comments
Shock98 0
oh the irony. i highly doubt your life is ****** though...
Endymion_fml 0
Ouch. Hope it wasn't big enough to need one of them.
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Comments (182)
emilysanftwsom 0
I think this FML is hilarious so stop with all the "How is your life ******" comments.
LukeDog 0
why do people make usernames just for one FML?
CourtneyDanielle_fml 9
This was on the site before I'm pretty sure..
Brey1013 0
FAIL
Brey1013 0
FAIL
Kupokupupo 0
ahhh, sweet irony
ben26_fml 0
irony. lol
socrkeeper001 0
not an FML. you shouldve posted it on MLIA it wouldve been funnier
777_alex_777 0
ironic =P i dun see how this make ur life THAT horrible, hey, at least u got bandages ^^
pppokeyface 0
Haha I like always do that! Haha I got a cutter for the hard plastic on stuff u can't cut with scissors. Guess what it was packaged in =]