Anonymous
Germany
Today, as I passed a printout over my shoulder to my mum, I managed to give myself a papercut on my tear duct. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
irony
United States
Today, I got a paper cut while opening my box of Band-Aids. FML
AHHH_REPTAR
Spearfish, United States
Today, while drilling holes in "No Smoking" signs for my job, I gave myself a minor cut that would appear to most as a papercut. I then had to fill out 3 double-sided pages of paperwork. FML
Anonymous
Today, I got a paper cut from a 'get well soon' card. FML
Chicketi
Canada
Today, I cut myself on a band-aid box, while trying to get one out for another cut. FML
breza
Slovenia
Let it bleed
Today, while trying to put something into the almost full waste bin, I cut myself with a razor blade that my son had thrown in there. It was surprisingly sharp, and my finger started pissing blood. FML
LaterAlligator
Ottawa, Canada
Whackjob
Today, my psycho boss snatched a file from my hand so aggressively that I got a papercut. She then scolded me for bleeding on the papers. FML
Staples
United Kingdom
Today, I accidentally stapled my finger to a piece of paper. It hurt, but I took it out and went to restaple it. I did it again. FML
Anonymous
Malaysia
Today, I was trying to apply some toothpaste on my pimple to help dry it out. My mum came from behind and hugged me, making me accidentally apply minty toothpaste into my right eye instead. FML
tylerlove361
United States
Today, I cut myself with child-proof scissors. FML
Anonymous
Unites States
How does that happen?
Today, I accidentally super-glued my hand to my face while trying to fix a broken pair of glasses. I yanked it off in a panic, taking a patch of my face along with it. FML
Top comments
jrey6104 4
I cringed when I read this.
TordNorski 30
My eye twitched when I read this.
Add a comment · Reply to
You must be logged in to be able to post comments!
Comments (71)
Roxas_hearts 27
Oh, cry me a river.
WhoopteDo 26
Bet OP didn't see that one coming! Eye'm really not sure how this happened though, iris OP the best though!
CaptainSmith28 19
A river of blood
gregjasper 10
Why do you sexualize animals you sick bastard?!?
GrahamLikeABoss 15
Well, at least the paper didn't have lemon juice on it.
Kiernan151 25
Why would your paper have lemon juice eon it anyways?
WarMachine68 24
#13 Have you ever written secret messages with lemon juice? When you toast the paper, the writing shows up! Pretty cool stuff!
PrincessZelda_HR 22
Or maybe it's a random science experiment that involves putting lemon juice on paper for some reason; there's all kinds of reasons for it if you think long enough!
dramaelf 37
Oh my dear God, I almost got sick reading that. I am so sorry.
The_Majestique 18
I can't begin to imagine the pain. Trully FYL.
MothaTeresa 18
Truly*
The_Majestique 18
No one cares dude...
yonshae 1
I'm so sorry omg
WittyMoron 22
Jesus wept.
WittyMoron 22
I didn't actually mean to make a pun.
jrey6104 4
I cringed when I read this.
ad1836 19
Same
allforfun 23
Tear ducts are inside your body. Did you mean the corner of your eye? (Inner/outer canthus)
fakedsincerity 32
You knew what the OP meant. No need to be so pedantic.
whatsausername7 16
Love the word choice! Poor op
TordNorski 30
My eye twitched when I read this.
blazingshot147 19
Whole new meaning to salt in the wound man...
BellaP13 24
How in the **** did you manage that?! Hope it heals soon op.