Today, I got a letter in the mail about my periodic health assessment for active duty soldiers. I came back positive for two curable STD's that are extremely common on Fort Polk. I haven't had sex with anyone but my wife. FML
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Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Today, I went in for a routine check up. I also found out I have an incurable STD and that I’m pregnant. I’ve been married to my husband for seven years and have never had sex with anyone else in my entire life. FML
Today, I went to the doctor's thinking I had a UTI. Turns out I have an STD. FML
Today, I found out my ex gave me an STI. Today I also found out I'm allergic to the medication. FML
Today, I found out I have an STD, courtesy of my girlfriend. Funnily enough, she was clean when we first started dating. FML
Today, I went to the free clinic down the street to prove to my girlfriend I don't have any STDs so that we can finally have sex. Turns out I have one. FML
Today, I broke up with my boyfriend. I also found out I have an STD. I was clean before we dated. FML
Today, I got a call from my doctor telling my I tested positive for an STI (first time in my fucking life). Mind you, I got the call while my dermatologist was cutting open my butt cheek to drain an abscess. I also got told on top of the new hole in my ass and the STI that I also have a yeast infection. Happy Monday. FML
Today, as a going away present after five years of military service and one combat tour, the hospital scheduled me for a prostate exam. FML
Today, I found out that my boyfriend cheated on me by testing myself for STIs/STDs and got a positive result for chlamydia. FML
Today, I went to the doctor for a checkup. The doctor went through the normal questions, then paused for a moment and jotted something down. Later when I got back my report from the checkup, I noticed that the doctor had checked the "no" box by "sexually active." She didn't even ask me that. FML
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Ligerie 0
Being a military wife I know most of the women that surround me are ******.....
fretforyerlatte 0
guess the cat's out of the bag?
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Comments (134)
perfectwinds 0
Haha I actually work for that website!!
dikinass 0
Yipee...?? I guess that makes you a ******...
perfectwinds 0
Wow... You're one classy guy. I was trying to reply to another comment and it got posted as a thread in its own... Jackass.
perfectwinds 0
*Supposed to be a comment for another post...shit*
pinkbullethippy 0
This sucks that this happened to you, I'm a Marine wife and I would never think of cheating on my hubby.... And supposedly we're the worst lol. I've heard more about other branches lately though. Its horrible that she did this to you, at least your young, caught it early in life.... Plus, chicks dig military boys :)
lewalrus 4
Maybe she got them before you both got married and just didn't know she had them ? It's a possibility.
idklol 0
Not one person I know(including me) has had to take a blood test before marriage in the last like 30 years, most places don't do that any more.
JackDupp 11
um yeah - certainly thats a possibility. Or maybe he got it from a toilet seat too - that is possible for some stds (e.g. crabs). Nawww. My moneys on his wife was whorin around.
stupiidx3 0
wow. why would your wife do that like honestly? its not true that every military wife/ fiancee/ girlfriend does that. my boyfriemd plans to join the marine and as much as i dont want him to, i'll support him and wait for him to come back to me. OP cheer up at least you know what she's doing. divorce her and find someone that wont go behind your back and do these craps. you dont deserve it. enough said.
marine4life 0
that sucks, but good on you for going into the armed forces
mikew85 0
Black eyes are about to get pretty common at Fort Polk.
prisonsnitch 0
haha I visited a friend in ft polk about a year ago... i'm so glad she warned be about how whorish people are there!