Today, I got a letter in the mail about my periodic health assessment for active duty soldiers. I came back positive for two curable STD's that are extremely common on Fort Polk. I haven't had sex with anyone but my wife. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I went in for a routine check up. I also found out I have an incurable STD and that I’m pregnant. I’ve been married to my husband for seven years and have never had sex with anyone else in my entire life. FML
Today, I went to the doctor's thinking I had a UTI. Turns out I have an STD. FML
Today, I found out my ex gave me an STI. Today I also found out I'm allergic to the medication. FML
Today, I found out I have an STD, courtesy of my girlfriend. Funnily enough, she was clean when we first started dating. FML
Today, I went to the free clinic down the street to prove to my girlfriend I don't have any STDs so that we can finally have sex. Turns out I have one. FML
Today, I broke up with my boyfriend. I also found out I have an STD. I was clean before we dated. FML
Today, I got a call from my doctor telling my I tested positive for an STI (first time in my fucking life). Mind you, I got the call while my dermatologist was cutting open my butt cheek to drain an abscess. I also got told on top of the new hole in my ass and the STI that I also have a yeast infection. Happy Monday. FML
Today, as a going away present after five years of military service and one combat tour, the hospital scheduled me for a prostate exam. FML
Today, I found out that my boyfriend cheated on me by testing myself for STIs/STDs and got a positive result for chlamydia. FML
Today, I went to the doctor for a checkup. The doctor went through the normal questions, then paused for a moment and jotted something down. Later when I got back my report from the checkup, I noticed that the doctor had checked the "no" box by "sexually active." She didn't even ask me that. FML
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Ligerie 0
Being a military wife I know most of the women that surround me are ******.....
fretforyerlatte 0
guess the cat's out of the bag?
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Comments (134)
monishernandez 0
That's why it's called diseaseville!
unomo 0
maybe some guy did something to your bum while u were sleeping???? jkjk
hnebuR 0
who says your comrades haven't been banging you from behind in your sleep?
budd28 0
oo0....looks like you need to call Maury or Jerry springer.
Jbryen 0
sucks bad but worse BC Polk is hell on earth
madhattermaiden 1
I was born on Fort Polk :)
garfield224 0
Either she got around, or she still does.
cloudaboveyou 0
Lol... I Seen many situations like that before its common
danehboi 4
Ohhhoowwwww
ex_ff 9
As common as it is, you have to be careful how you go about handling it. If you confront her the wrong way, she could report to your C.O. that you've been abusing her. That will completely fubar your career. And of course you have to consider your housing situation, you may have family housing, but if you split from your wife, that will change. Not to mention your monthly pay. You could try going to the Chaplin. Show him/her the test results, explain that you've been faithful to your wife. You could get your C.O. involved. That way they'd have a heads-up as to the shit-storm about to come down when you confront your wife. Any way you cut it, CYA